I couldn't read all of it, was too much! I think she was worse for the waffle back then, such a boring person.I have long suggested that we cordon off part of the UK""I expected hell in a handcart as soon as I saw the results for Basildon on the night of the 23rd"
Cause of death: bored to death by Pub Bore Jack
Jack Monroe #306 Jack and the Giant Lawsuit
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Yes, great timing too about 8 months before the 2017 election. She sure showed those pesky tories what for!
an essay about reading a terrible essay: As my eyes skimmed lusciously over the pages, blobs of terrible writing rose up and smacked me like metaphors fired from a bile cannon. Can't write more, exhausted now, send cashos x
ADD. Live scenes from the courtroom:
Jack: Ow dare you! I've done a lot for the poors, I ave!
Judge: Order, order. What you have done for poor people is irrelevant.
Jack: *Eliza Doolittle voice intensifying* Aow, it's like that, is it?
Judge: Order!
Jack: I'm going to prove my impact to you all now. Send in the kidney bean burgers.
*courtroom doors slam open, a parade of men marches in carrying piles of bean burgers in wheelbarrows. Court case attendees faint and moan in disgust. Case adjourned* x
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I think this was potentially the book that ICO squigg shared her story about.
I have a feeling that Jack sets up accounts/email addresses and then when she loses phones or changes them forgets passwords. Would explain why there is the old Instagram and a couple of public Facebook accounts.
Itās happened to a friend of mine and I can believe this story too. Especially a few years ago, people didnāt know it was going on so much or why they were being suddenly very ādrunkā or ill.
Thank you. The tone of that fairly short sentence is striking to me, in several different ways. She does acknowledge in that piece that she canāt plead poverty with that watch, but personally Iām very confused how someone with family who are able at any point to give such gifts (well beyond the means of 90% of the population) could ever be in anything like real poverty, unless somehow entirely estranged from them. And Iām not being cute here, I just really donāt get it. How does that work?This is where she mentions the Omega Seamaster:
āThe Omega Seamaster watch, a 21st birthday present, was the first to go when I left the Fire Service.ā
Hunger Hurts. (July 2012)
Today has seen fourteen job applications go in, painstakingly typed on this Jurassic mobile phone, for care work, shop work, factory work, minimum wage work, any kind of work, because quite simply,ā¦cookingonabootstrap.com
Wow spent some time reading about this idiot tonight and Iām appalled.
her and Mrs Hinch are officially the worst type of humans. Profiting off people that are vulnerable? Disgusting. Both also using neurodiversity as a way to profit (Jack Iām autistic/adhd and hinch with her constant drip feeds of her son possibly being autistic)
both women profiteering off either vulnerable or marganalised people, just duck off!
as an nd mother from an actual working class background with nd children; Jack monroe is an embarrassment. Iām disgusting at the things I have read here.
her and Mrs Hinch are officially the worst type of humans. Profiting off people that are vulnerable? Disgusting. Both also using neurodiversity as a way to profit (Jack Iām autistic/adhd and hinch with her constant drip feeds of her son possibly being autistic)
both women profiteering off either vulnerable or marganalised people, just duck off!
as an nd mother from an actual working class background with nd children; Jack monroe is an embarrassment. Iām disgusting at the things I have read here.
MN thread is still going strong and one of the posters has even said this which I am nominating for thread title nomination
Someone on the MN thread used the term cyber panhandling and I love it. Thatās Jackās 100 hour a week job.
Lol jinx! Iād never heard this expression before, itās perfect
If it wasn't for Jack we'd probably have some clown like Boris Johnson in charge.
They wouldnāt. A lad in my year at secondary got expelled Iām sure him & his parents had to have a meeting with the head & his form tutor about it.
I only managed the feeble two days exclusion and they sent me home with a letter & phoned my parents. All schools may differ in certain ways but Iām pretty sure they all must have to follow certain procedures.
This book of mining other people's trauma has now been in the works for 6 years and 7 months.
"(yes to those who inevitably ask, I will finish the other book first)" - getting in a dig at her poor Kickstarter victims.
Chefās kiss
I wondered if this was what the ICO squig was referring to. So the squig sent her story, and it sat languishing in Jack's vast unread inbox. For years. Then when asked Jack rudely said how on earth should she know what happened to it
and how did she even know if squig actually sent it.Yes that is treating people's data with respect.
Like all those supermarket receipts for the Very Boring Index she asked for.
Although she was pictured wearing one years later, maybe she bought a replacement.
Her fans seem lovely
wow. speechless. this is gold.
I know I was owl champagning at it!
the entire mumsnet mod team must have the same dodgy wifi as Jack.
Itās bizarreā¦. Someone on there is now trying to cast doubt that the Lee Anderson was a real minorā¦.. is the plot thickening or is this just a Jack sock?
Hopefully this book idea is well in the past now, but still sounds like she amassed a large amount of sensitive data when prone to losing phones and passwords
Been to Las Vegas twice? How very working class
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