Jack Monroe #304 Very middle class

[SweetTransvestite]

Morning Oiks Wow, what a grunk, 10/10 would recommend.
To add to the ongoing fun, Sir Matt has just shown off his Fortnum & Mason award in the SKL promo on BBC Breakfast.
Have a lovely morning xoxo

 

[TillyMiffin]

Devious little twit for all thread titles, feck the swearing rule Yep she’s not wrong. But I’m hoping Laurence Fox uses all the receipts. He’s a nasty turd but I can’t see it going well. He’s more like a decaying toad than a butterfly.

I hope they got screenshots of her putting up her pay pal link

 

[Onestorytoomany]

The whole thing also makes me realise that after all the time, all those Opportunities and even taking an evil person to court, shes still apparently on the bones of her arse, surely there is more afoot than just bad luck! Do people not see this?! I mean theres bad luck and then there's feckless.

 

[blurstoftimes]

in between her frantic tweeting has jack actually gone on mark lewis’s twitter page recently? because it’s a load of QTs claiming that the al
jazeera journalist was shot by palestinians. Really nice timing to be showing off about your amazing lawyer.

 

[TillyMiffin]

Vlad; this may be your best work yet you little bugger!!

 

[veronica71]

How can you argue that a comment was libellous and damaging when you didn’t ask for it to be taken down but retweeted it gleefully so more people saw it…. I mean I’m not legal Frau but the logic there isn’t great

 

[jenny2603]

She's awake.

 

[Geetbo]

Morning Oiks Wow, what a grunk, 10/10 would recommend.
To add to the ongoing fun, Sir Matt has just shown off his Fortnum & Mason award in the SKL promo on BBC Breakfast.
Have a lovely morning xoxo

I hope this is a euphemism.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

in between her frantic tweeting has jack actually gone on mark lewis’s twitter page recently? because it’s a load of QTs claiming that the al
jazeera journalist was shot by palestinians. Really nice timing to be showing off about your amazing lawyer.

Hopefully she can get the fox killer lawyer instead. He loves attention too and it would defo make things even funnier

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Back of the net

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Excellent work Squig, thwart her with football terminology. She just doesn’t speak the language.

Looking forward to the Cup Final Jack? Now you’re wi-fi’d up again there’s no reason to miss it. Well I mean not being a fan of either team would be a reason to miss it.

 

[notthefullshilling]

Cannot believe she thinks this is a worthwhile use of everyone's money and time and court space in the current climate. Not to mention her mental health. Didn't she ask where Martin's friends were to tell him to give it up? Where the hell are hers? Such disordered and unwell behaviour.

 

[WTFDidIJustSee]

I truly think she doesn’t actually want a forever home Being a renter is too central to her “working class” grift. Bonus that she can splurge all her money on £3000 fridges and Tiffany earrings without worrying about saving.

She’s so stupid and snobby that she doesn’t realise that some rich people choose to rent.

Grunking after gymnastics class but she doesn’t seem to realise that werkin’ class folk own homes too, just not the sort that she would buy - therefore she has to rent cos she ain’t gonna buy a run down 2 bed terrace in an ex mining town. I’m not familiar with dahn sahf but I imagine she would want a 500K house.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Please

I have things to do this weekend. I took ages to grunk this morning. Why does she always chaos when I am busy!

 

[Django]

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She's awake.

This is the equivalent of 'shan't' on Tattle. Jack can be so witheringly blistering in her scathing replies.

 

[jenny2603]

Hopefully she can get the fox killer lawyer instead. He loves attention too and it would defo make things even funnier

I don't know if I would be able to withstand that level of but I'm willing to try.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

But she DOES squig. See the Kickstarter, Patreon, PayPal and her Twitter tip jar. Why are people so blind?!

ETA so many of the people that donate their money to Jack have far less than her in the first place. It’s so wrong. I could not live with myself if I knew I was taking cash of those less fortunate than myself. How does she sleep at night?!

 

[reCAPTCHA]

Can you imagine the ear bashing her much lauded OH is getting Jesus I bet she is ON ONE.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Can you imagine the ear bashing her much lauded OH is getting Jesus I bet she is ON ONE.

Something tells me they may not be her OH for much longer…

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I do wonder if her assets were worked out how shy she would be from a millionaire.

If she earns five figure sums for one job that's quite a chunk of earnings× that by months and well you just might have a fairly high income.

 

[GoLando]

Re: the Hopkins payment. In one hideously self-pitying essay, Jack claims:

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Source: https://web.archive.org/web/2020080...2018/05/29/poverty-lingers-in-a-septic-wound/

I'm certain that at another time she claimed it paid for holidays (plural), but I'd have to dig out the receipts.

She also never had a holiday in X years too?