Jack Monroe #304 Very middle class

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I had a piss for you when I went just now, hope I managed to get there in time. If not, I'm sorry, cleanup is all on you right now. (we've all been there, solidarity for the fraus )
 
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She’s off to bed. See ya in 5 Jack
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God awful day? What bollocks.

Jack has had a perfectly lovely time shouting the odds, threatening legal action, calling people pal, and begging for cashos.

Tomorrow she will have to think of a way to back out of it - no LJC to reverse ferret, but tonight she is on a high.
 
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I hope she has shut up for the night, otherwise I will keep screenshotting, but I have had wine, so look out for some “creative“ squiggling if she keeps going.


 
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Hahaha!!! An Implosion Sweepstake!
Can I get £1 on 12 to 1 on a Kumquat Resurgence by next weekend and 50p each way on a Jackception twitter implosion/account deletion within 24hrs?
Also I don’t know how betting works. I do have a basic understanding of defamation in English law.
 
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I would put money on LJC thanking her lucky stars tonight. Talk about dodging a bullet.
 
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I think she'll be up all night, raging and tweeting, finally falling asleep at around 3.40, then surfacing again at 11 ish with that horrible chilling "morning after" feeling
 
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Letting the squigs know that it's only for them sticking up for her/funding her Twitter addiction that she's not drinking. Emotional blackmail at its finest, there.
 
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Miraculously sober. Yeah we know you're white knuckling it and have never, and probably will never, have the humility to do the steps yourself but that's up to you and no one else. How dare you suggest that any criticism will make you pick up the bottle you absolute narc gaslighting abuser. Urgh.
 
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She's got till Sunday to back out of it, because of the Sabbath.

I bet a tin of unrinsed beans that her excuse will be her mental 'elf can't take another trial, so she will generously let this one go.

I further bet the oil from an empty jar of anchovies that this will then provoke those who've donated to her Paypal to request a refund or donation to charity. She will ignore this for as long as possible until the pressure becomes too great, at which point she'll make an enormous show of donating a modest amount to the Trussel Trust. She will not show her Paypal details showing how much was donated to her by her followers.
 
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I hope she has shut up for the night, otherwise I will keep screenshotting, but I have had wine, so look out for some “creative“ squiggling if she keeps going.


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Wait.......
Have the pronouns changed again?

Is she not still a member of the LGBTQ<plus whatever can be added without repetition>?

(no offence intended to the actual LGB fraus)
 
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Hang on, I last posted at half five then met my other half for an evening out. We were chatting about DWP benefits etc and on page 30 of a nice pleasant chat. The recap is helpful but how the chuff have we moved on FORTY pages since then?
please can someone help a frau out please. She’s now suing Lee Anderson??
 
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I'm still stressing a bit about a completely innocuous thing someone said to me at work today. I can't even imagine being Jack. Her cortisol levels must be through the roof.
 
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Wait.......
Have the pronouns changed again?

Is she not still a member of the LGBTQ<plus whatever can be added without repetition>?

(no offence intended to the actual LGB fraus)
She’s had “They/She” in her bio for a short while now.
 
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My brain just completely malfunctioned and read Lee Anderson as Andrea Leadsom. Send eye testos.
 
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