Some of that actually sounds quite nice - imagine if someone who can make the things they say theyâre making look as it sounds *on the plate*, might even be edible..The Menu.
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The loaf sounds like it could be the foundations of a forever home. Is it meant to be a starter, side dish or dessert?
Sheâs so jammy, she probs will be there - and at the game. Less than 20,000 tickets allocated and sheâll be in there with her John Lennon sunnies and her away top like the charlatan that she is.
If she is she better bring SB as he deserves something nice and not bleeping out of date yellow sticker salad sandwiches. I genuinely wouldnât mind if her being there meant SB gets to go.
Quite frankly, Iâm disappointed with the menu.
No goat leg or rinsĂŠd beans. Very suburban.
No goat leg or rinsĂŠd beans. Very suburban.
Shame she doesnât have Vienetta on the menu. Proper celebration dessert innit.
She baffles me with SB. Is she really as tight as she makes out?
G-d, she is always such a martyr isnât she? I can just imagine her yelling at OH that sheâs got so much to do and sheâs already done five lots of washing up. And if he asks if he can help, sheâs exactly the sort to get arsey and scream that he doesnât know what heâs doing and only she can do it. Then the guests have to sit in the tense atmosphere and make om nom noises and declare it the best ever, or sheâll get another strop on.
Bet the next photo will be a load of performative empty plates by the sink but no actual evidence of the food/guests.
Cannelini fennel celery and herb SMOOSH. I. Just. Canât.The Menu.
Well she has made her entire brand of the fact she starved him rather than go round to her mum and dadâs for food.
3 lots of garlic? Is she trying to weed out the vampires? #JacksOHisNosferatu
She was on a programme I watched recently, Iâd seen her name mentioned here but other than that, I hadnât heard of her. Iâm sure it was the Cannibal Cop documentary on Sky (quite interesting, if you like real life crime stuff) which looked at âthought policingâ. Iâm sure it was that she was a talking head on for some reason
Big Dave is half English, he has posted about his military maternal grandfather on Facebook. That makes Jack 1/4 Cypriot. And 1/2 northern Irish Protestant, not Irish Mammy.
Big Dave seems very pompous and overly proud of himself, the difference between him and his sly, grifting daughter is that he actually has the kudos to back his ego up.
Being raised to have an ego the size of a galaxy, combined with a complete lack of ability or redeeming features, must have been very disturbing for Jackâs self-esteem. Hence developing the delusions of grandeur and compulsive lying. She craves the respect that is granted to her dad but has done nothing to deserve it.
She craves the sympathy that her mum and others give to suffering or struggling foster kids, hence the MĂźnchausen syndrome and the pov cosplay. Some time ago on Twitter she was putting on a show of being alcoholic with mental health issues, and her mum was all over it, giving sympathy and saying she feels like she failed as a mum. Thatâs exactly the reaction that Jack wants.
Theyâre not bad people and Iâm sure overall theyâre very good parents, but their imperfections combined in the most horrifying way when raising Jack. Theyâve created a monster.
I would say they must be so ashamed, but I think that Big Dave like Jack is incapable of accepting fault, while her mum is fully pulled in by her victim-signalling.
Big Dave seems very pompous and overly proud of himself, the difference between him and his sly, grifting daughter is that he actually has the kudos to back his ego up.
Being raised to have an ego the size of a galaxy, combined with a complete lack of ability or redeeming features, must have been very disturbing for Jackâs self-esteem. Hence developing the delusions of grandeur and compulsive lying. She craves the respect that is granted to her dad but has done nothing to deserve it.
She craves the sympathy that her mum and others give to suffering or struggling foster kids, hence the MĂźnchausen syndrome and the pov cosplay. Some time ago on Twitter she was putting on a show of being alcoholic with mental health issues, and her mum was all over it, giving sympathy and saying she feels like she failed as a mum. Thatâs exactly the reaction that Jack wants.
Theyâre not bad people and Iâm sure overall theyâre very good parents, but their imperfections combined in the most horrifying way when raising Jack. Theyâve created a monster.
I would say they must be so ashamed, but I think that Big Dave like Jack is incapable of accepting fault, while her mum is fully pulled in by her victim-signalling.
âSB! Get that
Hello! I've been a lurker from Thread 1, I thought I'd finally pop my head in for Thread 300. To celebrate, I've done an advanced search on Twitter to get some stats for you all 
Obviously this doesn't include deleted tweets, I'm sure there's a lot more that we can't access anymore!
Number of times Jack has said she's exhausted - 25
Number of times Jack has mentioned that SHE RENTS - 40
Number of times Jack has threatened to sue for libel - 7
Number of times that Jack has mentioned trolls - 26
Number of times that Jack has asked people to donate to Trussell Trust - 8
Number of times that Jack has asked people to donate to Jack - 9, plus tip jar in bio and TWO links on her website (both Donate and Tip Jar lead to her paypal.me)
Obviously this doesn't include deleted tweets, I'm sure there's a lot more that we can't access anymore!Number of times Jack has said she's exhausted - 25
Number of times Jack has mentioned that SHE RENTS - 40
Number of times Jack has threatened to sue for libel - 7
Number of times that Jack has mentioned trolls - 26
Number of times that Jack has asked people to donate to Trussell Trust - 8
Number of times that Jack has asked people to donate to Jack - 9, plus tip jar in bio and TWO links on her website (both Donate and Tip Jar lead to her paypal.me)
Donât worry squig, ambulances may yet be called. Thereâs some âsmooshâ involved.
See if sheâd bought Viennetta for pudding, she would have gone up a teeny bit in my estimation and make me think that perhaps she does have a smidge of a personality. But she hasnât. And she doesnât.
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