I’m getting real beige vibes from this. I’m away to go and look at rate my plate as people post banging roast dinners on a Sunday
Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist
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You are not half Cypriot.
You don't drink coffee.
I thought your house was always freezing?
What a nice thing to say publicly about your OH’s family
Full of tit, as usual
Happy 300th thread 
lovely fellow gondoliers in our canal
You’ve helped me smile through sad times
I’ve just reread thread #31 and the thing that strikes me most us simply if Jack had taken some of the advice offered such as get a SM manager do YouTube etc how different the narrative might have been
lovely fellow gondoliers in our canalYou’ve helped me smile through sad times
I’ve just reread thread #31 and the thing that strikes me most us simply if Jack had taken some of the advice offered such as get a SM manager do YouTube etc how different the narrative might have been
Is she going to bring out the empty chair photo again?
What a stupid brown nosing reply.
Cringing
What a stupid brown nosing reply.
Cringing
Haven’t done a full grunk yet so apolz if it’s been mentioned, but they’re talking about us on m*****t in the chat section, amazed it’s not been deleted yet.
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TD has cooked Greek today and it looks glorious. What a contrast to….smoosh…
I kind of want the plot twist in all of this for RSM to be the guests at the picnic with the middle class family and it’s actually Jack
Oh, Squig, I'm sure she'd love one! If you pay for it. Rattle, rattle.
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A dishwasher??? Evil landlady would never allow such a thing, squig did you not know…SHE RENTS!
I mean, I'm happy to admit that forming a whole 300-thread community complete with countless in-jokes and Pumble-demon mythos around our shared dislike of an occasional Guardian food blogger is indeed completely unhinged, and I for one am not ashamed of this behaviour.
Out of the £20 weekly shop? Impressive.The Menu.
As long as that wasn't a one off, performative show put on for the benefit of.... oh wait.
Lol at her followers having to ask her not to get mad.
Cuts through the grease under her fingernails
I literally do not understand how she can call herself a “literal food expert” and then talk as if this is so difficult? It’s a version of a roast?? I cook massive meals with multiple elements all the time. Not even worth mentioning. She is incapable of dealing with meat, though, so I dread to think the state of the pork once she’s mullered it.The Menu.
My menu today:
Roast chicken with red onion, with fresh parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme.
tenderstem broccoli with garlic and lemon
Jersey royals potato salad
Massive salad with lots of fresh herbs, dressing etc
Rhubarb crumble and custard
What showing off can be done about this? I’m a good cook, and it’s just a big dinner. I’m watching telly, Tattling, playing with my kids, pottering about and hanging up washing throughout.
Breaking News:
A family of 10 from Sarfend were struck down at the weekend by what expert ninnies are calling a 'mysterious' bug.
Further investigations have revealed the sources to be listeria pesto, followed by a peach pumble recipe from Georgia - plus an egg, which doctor's pronounced as 'inexplicable'.
The cook, Jacksie Monroe, was invited to comment. However we were told she was having "a piss and a sandwich, pal" and not available (leave me alone).
Sir Matt of the Forearms was also invited to comment, as was Nigella Lawson, who were both quoted as saying "I don't know her."
Scientists are hoping to run tests on the cutlery used for the dinner but reports are saying they have over 1000 to chose from after wading through mountains of
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Ooh. Not sure if this has been mentioned, but Jack's Wiki is now on Google's front page!
Oi this isn’t mumsnet!
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