Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist

[Clarends]

Aww look everyone, Jack is happy for us.
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Rainy or sunny today, looking forward to its melting progress down the hill

 

[Cariad]

What a time to be alive....viennettas for hats birds in traazzers

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

One slice is never enough unless Jack made it, of course.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I am a bit slow but I just realised why she was quiet last weekend and it wasn't because of fun in the sun but roaming charges in the EU.

 

[Grizzlybear]

I just can’t believe she’s so consistent in her sniping, subterfuge, crapness and general horribleness. Three hundred threads? And still nothing changes

 

[Smeghead]

Love this place, it brings me great joy.
Don’t love Jack.
Happy 300th all

 

[Hollaaa]

 

[Valiofthedolls]

It's quite warm down here today and mine had melted, sadly. Not to worry though. I've bunged it in the slow cooker and added a tin of rinsed beans. Viennetta soup to mark this momentous occasion Happy thread #300 one and all

Don’t forget to plop a can of stewed steak in there, now. If you want a vegetarian version you can just leave it out

 

[WTFDidIJustSee]

Ciao bambinos! Just popping in while reading all about Italian Jack to say happy 300th and put this link to Bella Jackissimo (aka Mick Hucknall Merkin haired Jack) here

Go, Greta. Autism is my superpower too | Jack Monroe

Like 16-year-old climate campaigner Greta Thunberg, I think differently. If only certain blinkered men could respect that…

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What. A. Tool. Sample quote “I am frequently told by men that I am aggressive and difficult, awkward, and unapproachable”

All women are constantly told that we are aggressive, difficult and emotional. Not just us Auties. And Jack - you are aggressive.

 

[domeafavour]

Thread 300!! I managed to grunk enough to see my hat (I live kind of near Italy and had forgotten about Vienetta!)

Sad thing is that Jack is just the same or even worse than back when Thread 1 started. But at least it has brought me to the evil canal of fraus

 

[JoyceDivision]

Posting because I always miss hat day #sadlittleface

i wonder if Italian Jack will treat us to a new series, LagodiLarder

Happy 300th canal

Slop bless us, every one

 

[WTFDidIJustSee]

Also, tired of the Autism is a superpower narrative. It’s bleeping debilitating at times and this sort of tit is super harmful and further promotes the stereotype that we can be “normal” if we just want to be.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

So I’m watching the football - Celtic v Hearts - and the commentator has mentioned the upcoming game of Dundee United v Celtic “where last year Celtic relinquished their title”. So they question is, who did they take it from #pringlelids

 

[binkbonk]

loving the vienettas! altho I prefer romantica myself
part of me hopes she does try sue someone for libel, would she have to release her earnings? would it hasten the HMRC takedown? (i have no idea how court works)

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Thread 300!! I managed to grunk enough to see my hat (I live kind of near Italy and had forgotten about Vienetta!)

Sad thing is that Jack is just the same or even worse than back when Thread 1 started. But at least it has brought me to the evil canal of fraus

Yes, she's definitely worse isn't she?

With each new follower, she gets more and more emboldened and smug.

 

[Wooh]

We used to do the cans on a string thing as kids, we got the idea from a show called Playschool which sold them under the name 'Romper Stompers' which is where the film Romper Stomper got the name from. I think my brother managed to break his ankle using them so it's probably not the greatest idea to put out to the general public.

Are you joking us? It's quite a leap from Play School!

 

[Mr Krabs]

One slice is never enough unless Jack made it, of course.

Hooting at Vienetta being served in posh cocktail glasses. The 80s were so classy. I know what I want for dessert tonight.

I’m also amazed they only got 5 portions out of a Vienetta. My mum would slice it so thin you’d get 8 out of it. Deprived childhood. Send monies.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I don’t like to @ people when they’re choosing to stay away but it’d be a real shame if @Silver Linings didn’t pop in to help us mark this momentous occasion. If Hi Ho had £1 for every screenshot they’ve posted over the last 300 threads, they’d be in that forever home in Thorpe Bay with an orangery, a tennis court and a swimming pool. And have money left over for a goat’s leg!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Jack is upset she can't join us so has buggered off back Venice. Pity the locals!

 

[Wooh]

She'd just go off again about that time she made a gorgonzola semi freddo with dessicated olives (it was dessicated she described them as, wasn't it?) Practically the same as a Vienetta.

I assume that at the time, you all (gently, kindly, softly) pointed put to Jack that (a) it doesn't sound posh at all but, rather, like an upchuck; and (b) desiccated has one S and two Cs?