Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist

[Brian Butterfield]

I've never had Viennetta IRL and I can't see the Viennetta hats either

Hats for heroes.

 

[Flivver]

What's on our heads? Are they hats? Looks like a hotdog. Or a Vienetta.

Happy #300 ninnies!

Oh, it’s a Vienetta to celebrate Jack’s latest Italian phase! I thought it was one of her lead brick cakes.

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

She is bascially a chihuahua, tiny,. Annoying as duck and overly aggressive till properly challenged then the shaking and crying starts.

Could not love this description more. Nailed it.

ETA Especially “tiny” “annoying as duck” and “shaking and crying”. I don’t know why but I just love it

 

[Geetbo]

The vienetta hats have me hooting this morning.

I wonder how much SB wishes she’d just get him a vienetta from Iceland instead of an anchovy and prune cake.

 

[Cookiecookie]

How would Jack cack up a Viennetta? I would assume nutribullet, greengage jam and bunged into oblivion into one of many freezers.

Edit to add I hope this depressipe ends up in """Good""" Food for Bad Days

She'd just go off again about that time she made a gorgonzola semi freddo with dessicated olives (it was dessicated she described them as, wasn't it?) Practically the same as a Vienetta.

 

[TragicSweetPotatoes]

This means nothing to meeeeeee

Vienettaaaaaaaaa

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

I've had to tell Mrs TUIT about the Vienetta Hats because in her previous life these were seen as the height of sophistication and wheeled out for every feast day or when the priest came round.
She hates them with a passion.
Her reply.... "bleeping German Women!"

 

[SlopAmbsase]

The only thing I want to hear from Jack this weekend is ‘that vicious mendacious gang of TERFS and haters of gays and autistics have now made up 300 entire threads of LIES and LIBEL. It’s all printed off and bound in Moleskine folders, ready to be posted to 1 Israel Street, Israel as soon as I’m allowed back in the post office, pal.’

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Morning Frauen and Herren. Posting to see my Vienetta hat!

Also, has Jack Monroe paid her taxes yet? And when will the Vexatious Bollocks Index be unveiled to a waiting world?

 

[StatusWoe]

If I make a noise whilst on my phone I get “ok, what’s bloody Jack Monroe done now…”

Nobody IRL knows about Tattle because it would be hard to explain, but I did show the Pumble to 2 people and both said it looked nice.

Jack likes to pretend she has a 'common' speaking voice. She really doesn't She's described it as coarse and Estuary before now, when it's neither. Hideous nasal tone aside, you can tell from her intonation and pronunciation that she's not got a WC Essex accent and is pretending to speak like a MC person - she is a middle class person.

You can definitely tell in the videos that pop up (there's a particularly grim poetry reading, which I SHAN'T link to because eeeew) when she's trying to act like a Poor, that she's faking the accent.

And the thing is, no one would care about her accent if she didn't feel the need to base her entire identity/career around being a stereotypical working class person. It's so trivial somehow. Maybe that's not the right word, but hope you know what I mean.

Oh my Christ. The vienetta hats. Grunting this morning and I thought everyone had made their own but no, behold! The Tattle Gods have smiled on us

@Yel @Pocahontas we SHAN’T ever forget this. Tattle has my heart forever Have a lovely day!

#blessed #thankyou 🥹

Your Vienetta hat looks extra impressive on top of your 300 hat. I thought the Vienettas were hot dogs at first. Might need to go to Specsavers.

I've had to tell Mrs TUIT about the Vienetta Hats because in her previous life these were seen as the height of sophistication and wheeled out for every feast day or when the priest came round.
She hates them with a passion.
Her reply.... "bleeping German Women!"

We're Italian women now. But just for this thread, and only because of the Vienettas.

 

[MsGilmore]

Jack would totally slop together a chickpea and peach vienetta! Or use dandelions that she had foraged laced with various kinds of animal piss.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Ciao bambinos! Just popping in while reading all about Italian Jack to say happy 300th and put this link to Bella Jackissimo (aka Mick Hucknall Merkin haired Jack) here

Go, Greta. Autism is my superpower too | Jack Monroe

Like 16-year-old climate campaigner Greta Thunberg, I think differently. If only certain blinkered men could respect that…

www.theguardian.com

What. A. Tool. Sample quote “I am frequently told by men that I am aggressive and difficult, awkward, and unapproachable”

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

She'd just go off again about that time she made a gorgonzola semi freddo with dessicated olives (it was dessicated she described them as, wasn't it?) Practically the same as a Vienetta.

You ask and we shall find .

ETA- @Cookiecookie Mrs T is obsessed by Heartbreaker too. She is in tears at the moment. I cannot comment because I am posting pictures of vile recipes made by a horrible person to a group of hilarious trolls on the internet.

 

[Clarends]

Wonderful wonderful day. Thanks for times together fraus

 

[Toffee finger]

I’m so happy to have a traditional Italian dessert hat!

 

[StatusWoe]

You ask and we shall find .

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Ngl, when I heard gorgonzola semi-freddo, I imagined she'd coated half a freddo bar in gorgonzola.

 

[GoLando]

Have any beige postcards been sent yet?

How is Patreon squig getting on with obtaining their rewards?

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Have any beige postcards been sent yet?

How is Patreon squig getting on with obtaining their rewards?

Thrifty Shades of Beige..
Jeez, I'd almost forgotten about that!

 

[Geetbo]

Heartbreaker is glorious. As a former skinny gay boy Frau it’s very moving to watch.

Jack will probably watch it in about 2025 and give her hot take.

 

[Froggies]

Viennetta hats this has made my Saturday.
Happy #300 to the lovely canal.