I look forward to that plane ride and sharing a Vienetta, but NOT a mint one. Yuk to mint
Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist
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Uh huh, that happened!
No. I started the oven doesn't work rumour.
Is she actually insinuating that there’s a conspiracy, upheld by a BBC commissioner, to trick the public into not being told that caster sugar is just finer ground sugar??? Is that actually what this is?
Guessing OH got rescued by his identically dressed brother, and hasn’t stayed over, hence the Tweeting inane lies chaos. Maybe they tricked her like the twins in the Parent Trap, and bamboozled her until they’d both zoomed off in the big fancy car - while she was putting inexplicable fennel on the rads
Is it normal for 12 step groups to celebrate sobriety with hugs? It seems wrong for a group to expect people to be comfortable with that.
She loved filming for ITV and loved DKL?
The quavering and shaking says otherwise, Jack.
The quavering and shaking says otherwise, Jack.
I'd love to know what the viewing figures were if you subtract Tattlers, people just hoping for a glimpse of The Forearms and people watching in horror through their fingers.
Tbf that was just us (and Mumsnet).
Grunking but in case it’s useful/hasn’t been said
This happened to me and I was broke, I cried!
Then I checked my credit card online statements and filed the section 75 claim for shite that costs more than £75 but breaks. Then I also found a tv repair company. Then I bought a little telly second hand.
So the repair cost about £150 but the credit card refunded the WHOLE cost and I sold the little telly for what I paid for it.
This happened to me and I was broke, I cried!
Then I checked my credit card online statements and filed the section 75 claim for shite that costs more than £75 but breaks. Then I also found a tv repair company. Then I bought a little telly second hand.
So the repair cost about £150 but the credit card refunded the WHOLE cost and I sold the little telly for what I paid for it.
See, I just don't believe these big family dinners ever happen. Like everything with Jack if there are no pics, it simply didn't happen. Not saying the people should be in shot, but no table lay pics? No food dishes before she serves them? No quick pic of her plate? 
Perhaps there is a place for that show, but to have any chance of succeeding it would need to be presented by somebody who a) could cook, and b) didn't spend the whole time proclaiming how disgusting their food looked
The linguistic gymnastics to avoid revealing that she’s dating a man are so strained.
Can you imagine failing 60 job interviews and coming away still thinking that everyone else is the problem? “They just aren’t ready for me, bebeh”. And indeed having as many opportunities that you fucked up and still thinking that you are just a misunderstood genius?
Viewing figures for DKL were good because there was a captive audience of a nation trapped in their homes, Jack, not because you’re a draw.
Can you imagine failing 60 job interviews and coming away still thinking that everyone else is the problem? “They just aren’t ready for me, bebeh”. And indeed having as many opportunities that you fucked up and still thinking that you are just a misunderstood genius?
Viewing figures for DKL were good because there was a captive audience of a nation trapped in their homes, Jack, not because you’re a draw.
DKL viewing figures were phenomenal because we were bleeping captive/imprisoned indoors, you tool. I really dislike her binning off the catering and restaurant/chefs.
I hope they rip her a new one.
c) looked like they washed their hands.
Jack rewriting history about her catastrophic TV 'career' is quite hilarious. She's just too outspoken and rebellious for mainstream TV. And yet... Lorraine
So all bbc food shows are the same and designed to prevent food from being accessible to people without culinary training, classical or otherwise? Hmm makes sense.
That’s why bbc has ready steady cook, can’t cook, won’t cook , home cook family showdown , Saturday kitchen , masterchef and for a while, The great British bake
Off . All those trained chefs pretending to be amateur chefs, just to keep their elite cheffy secrets like grinding sugar makes it’s smaller and that the bigger sugar and the smaller sugar have different names
That’s why bbc has ready steady cook, can’t cook, won’t cook , home cook family showdown , Saturday kitchen , masterchef and for a while, The great British bake
Off . All those trained chefs pretending to be amateur chefs, just to keep their elite cheffy secrets like grinding sugar makes it’s smaller and that the bigger sugar and the smaller sugar have different names
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