Jack Monroe #300 Fauxcialist

[Onestorytoomany]

What is this nonsense. I’m not a hugger either but when I met a pal before last Christmas I hugged him because I had had such little physical contact in lockdown. Otherwise I don’t hug people. Hugging people doesn’t make you grow as a person you idiot. Paying your taxes and stop begging from your followers might.

I am not overly affectionate. I rarely hug anyone ( except my children and possibly by OH) my sibling has got a new partner and she seems very full on, I have only met her once and I might be in a few weeks and I am terrified she might be huggy and overly friendly. Im just not that person.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

It’s nice of her to start making weapons for the Ukrainians.

 

[jenny2603]

It's not snobbery that stops other people making risotto using 'broken longgrain* rice', it's the observation that it produces a totally different texture. Hence one might call a dish using long grain, savoury rice or something along those lines.

*longgrain is the new thankyou

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

More added to the orange biscuit/long grain rice thread:

 

[Mel Donte]

He’d have to be one of those NBA blokes whose height starts with a 7! I’m her height with a husband over a foot taller than me and I’m still chest height. The height difference she’s describing is more like me versus our toddler!

 

[PoorPatrol]

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But! But! You never have your radiators on because you’re soooo poor? And can’t afford oranges, or sugar! Stick to your maize snacks, pal.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Orange biscuit/rice thread again:

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

The whizzing up flour in a blender tip is bullshit too I take it?
I know the sugar thing works but the flour thing is different but I’m too tired to google

 

[HotesTilaire]

Lads, @kachoochoo @FlowerOfTheEast fear not! I've still got half a mint Viennetta in the freezer so I'll portion it up, pop them into a couple of sequined, single-use jazzy envelopes and wing them over to you both right ruddy now. Enjoy!

Can you post some to @Wooh and @MaineCoonMama in the upside down? And @Valiofthedolls if there enough. If not then perhaps a packet of Monster Munch or Wotsits.

 

[Mel Donte]

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It's not snobbery that stops other people making risotto using 'broken longgrain* rice', it's the observation that it produces a totally different texture. Hence one might call a dish using long grain, savoury rice or something along those lines.

*longgrain is the new thankyou

It's like jollof rice all over again.

 

[Semi_literate_bot]

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It's not snobbery that stops other people making risotto using 'broken longgrain* rice', it's the observation that it produces a totally different texture. Hence one might call a dish using long grain, savoury rice or something along those lines.

*longgrain is the new thankyou

Exactly this! #allriceisnotinterchangeable

 

[EllaEm87]

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Orange biscuit/rice thread again:
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… soupy?

 

[Mel Donte]

Jesus bleeping Christ. This isn't MSN messenger Jack.

 

[PoorPatrol]

The whizzing up flour in a blender tip is bullshit too I take it?
I know the sugar thing works but the flour thing is different but I’m too tired to google

She’s an absolute bleeping moron for Tweeting that to help people ‘save money’. They’ll end up with a tit result. Bread flour has more protein, and pasta and pizza flours have different gluten ratios. I would expect Jack Monroe former Foodbank user and literal food expert to know this. You can get away with using plain flour but, truly, you will get different results.

 

[I’MBUSY!]

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More added to the orange biscuit/long grain rice thread:
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“Irregardless”??? Words are meaningless to her.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

I’m going to make myself some cheese on toast but I’ve no bread so I’m going to use a cardboard Amazon box because it is cheap and everything is the bleeping same.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

All I have to say is

Spoiler

poor cunts eating that slop. Phone a takeaway I beg you

Hope you all did lat flows before meeting up in a big group to eat slop

Didn't she say her oven doesn't work?

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

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Oh duck, the biggest genius in the world has arrived. That isn’t bleeping icing sugar guys!