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IRLMy family still mock the Sausagna.
And then everyone clappedIRL- your family didn’t know how good they have it, OH’s are going back for more
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Took it home to be polite and dumped it roadsideIRL- your family didn’t know how good they have it, OH’s are going back for more
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Could she not learn to swim as an adult? Or is this the one single thing in the world that Jack has not completed it mate?I read those FB posts recently. It was interesting that JM framed it as her parents wanted the birthmarks removed and had her undergo painful treatments that were ultimately unsuccessful. The treatments also prevented her from learning to swim, a bugbear of hers to this day. Then Ma Monroe commented that the opposite was true, that JM insisted on having the birthmarks removed. Very strange family dynamics.
Yeah I know. I think it’s a manifestation of the victim hood elevenerifing, like if you’ve ever had a stressful big meal to prepare then Jack has too but hers was much more sEvErE? Either that or she’s trying to be funny. But that would require a sense of humour.It’s these sorts of lies I find the most baffling. We suspect a lot of what she says about her past are either lies or gross exaggerations, but we can’t definitely prove it. However, many of us and many of her Twitter followers will have cooked for a larger group, and we know what it’s like and while it can be stressful it doesn’t involve sweating and trashing your kitchen.
I love it my ex husbands aunt made it a lot and he did not do it justice by calling it watery soup even though he loved it as much as I did .I used to have this a lot as well when I was younger! My mum’s friend who is Italian used to make it for me when she looked after me. She called it pastina and I used to absolutely love it.
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Small mercies re the ASDA cake I suppose. Touch wood the McFlurry machine isn’t broken ey x
I’m glad you said this, I got the same gut feeling that Mammy is also prone to… overly identifying with her ailments.This is some excellent armchair psychologising and I agree with everything you say apart from the bit about her mum being pulled in - I think her mum is prone to the same victim cosplaying and they compete with it a bit.
i would also refer you to that weird exchange a few years ago where Jack was talking about how hard she found it as a kid having a large birthmark on her leg (understandable) and mum was quite defensive, saying they’d tried all sorts of treatments for her and it turned out child Jack had demanded her parents get their legs tattooed to have matching “birthmarks”. I found that quite interesting.
And declared it the bestest meal they had ever eaten in their entire lifeAnd then everyone clapped
argh, I'm grunking a few pages but sweetie t here's just made me remember that I was gonna get a viennetta today and I completely forgot!Like some crazy maverick mofo, I'm back from doing the shoppingwhere the sole purpose was browsing the ice cream aisleand now I've got a whole hour to myself before I need to be BUSY. I've decided to have half a mint Vienetta and settle down with #thread 31. I've bought Mrs ST a Solero as it seemed appropriate and Frank's got a Judes (dog friendly)gelatoice cream.
#beautiful.
Babe, same. Only remembered once I was halfway home from the supermarket.argh, I'm grunking a few pages but sweetie t here's just made me remember that I was gonna get a viennetta today and I completely forgot!I am devastated
Hun, they’ve taken doggy bags so they can bin them and don’t have to actually finish the meal.IRL- your family didn’t know how good they have it, OH’s are going back for more
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I thought her oven was broken?All I have to say ispoor cunts eating that slop. Phone a takeaway I beg you
Hope you all did lat flows before meeting up in a big group to eat slop
its making me think of Rachel’s ‘English trifle’ where they all sneak off to leave the plates in various placesNo, Jack, what's happened is, either:
A) They've pretended to be full and asked for doggy bags so that, when out of sight, they can softly, gently placed the food in the bin
or
B) Taken home to see if its so bad even the dog till turn its nose up at Sunday Slop
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