Jack Monroe #30 Heroic Jack back to save the day, what shall we eat with our venison paté?

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So I stumbled across these threads after being absolutely sick to the back teeth of JM's schtick and have finally got through most of the threads (working full time and have a one year old so haven't read it all in mega detail!).
Anyway, I've had two indirect dealings with JM in the last few years. The first was through Southend Borough Council, who were a client of mine years ago. Someone on their marketing team, who was a really lovely, no-BS individual and definitely not the kind to spread gossip, told me after a glass or two at our summer do that she was a former friend of JM and they had an ex in common. Apparently JM was known for being an absolute pain in the backside, pretending to be broke when actually their family is pretty comfortable and they moved themselves into a friend's flat for months on end while pregnant. Apparently JM was a total nightmare and made life a living hell for their friend (using non-binary pronouns as as far as I'm aware JM still identifies as NB, correct me if I'm wrong though!).

Cut to about five years later, and I'm working at a PR agency in the North East. We're doing pro bono work for a local charity that works with some of the most deprived families in the country, donating food boxes, arranging classes in cooking, budgeting, child development etc - all good stuff, and all done within the community by people who have been in that situation themselves. Amazing stuff. So when JM releases Tin Can Cook and bangs on and on in their tweets about how much they're donating to charity, food banks etc, we get in touch to ask if they can donate a few copies to give out to families. I chase for weeks and no luck, eventually go through their publisher and get the shittiest print-outs of a few crappy recipes, weeks late.

Anyway, nothing groundbreaking to reveal but wanted to vent! Having one of those weekends!
Welcome and thank you for the goss, this may very well be the coven’s most serious of droughts with JM logging out of Twitter for at least 12 whole hours & you have sustained us.

Another day of silence and I’ll have no choice but to start writing Allegra x JM reunion fan fiction, featuring my favourites off the Leon menu.
 
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Shame there isn't a Laurie Penny thread on here, I lived with her for a while and could tell a few things or two there! No wonder JM took KH to court for getting the two of them confused...
Can you drop a little taster of the Laurie Penny tea - just as an aside?
 
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Jack has been femme for ages now, I’m pretty sure the non-binary phase ended as quickly as it started (about six months in all?) so its OK not to call her “them”.
 
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seriously not wanting to derail @Dustye ’s
big, and welcome, mug of tea, but just wanted to point out yet another amazing user name:

Oh God love you.... and bless you for thinking there was a thriving meerkat meat market in th UK 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤
ThrivingMeerkatMeatMarket, how do you do!?

anyway, back to the general dislike/pain in the arse SHOCKER news...
 
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Forgot to add, according to my source the whole Jack thing was part of the poverty rebrand, she was always known as Melissa until that point.

Can you drop a little taster of the Laurie Penny tea - just as an aside?
I ended up covering her rent for months, which she's never repaid (even though she earns around twice what I do a month through her begging bowl - I mean Patreon).
Just all-round not a very nice person. Extremely posh and privileged, no understanding of money, and awful personal hygiene. As in, her room smelt like a corpse and there were fag ends and dirty plates everywhere. If you're not part of her rich kid socialist journo circle, you're of no interest to her.
 
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Forgot to add, according to my source the whole Jack thing was part of the poverty rebrand, she was always known as Melissa until that point.


I ended up covering her rent for months, which she's never repaid (even though she earns around twice what I do a month through her begging bowl - I mean Patreon).
Just all-round not a very nice person. Extremely posh and privileged, no understanding of money, and awful personal hygiene. As in, her room smelt like a corpse and there were fag ends and dirty plates everywhere. If you're not part of her rich kid socialist journo circle, you're of no interest to her.
Wow. Although somehow it doesn’t entirely surprise me that she’d be like this.
 
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Now THAT was a satisfying catch up! And worth it purely for this nugget of info 😃😃
So I stumbled across these threads after being absolutely sick to the back teeth of JM's schtick and have finally got through most of the threads (working full time and have a one year old so haven't read it all in mega detail!).
Anyway, I've had two indirect dealings with JM in the last few years. The first was through Southend Borough Council, who were a client of mine years ago. Someone on their marketing team, who was a really lovely, no-BS individual and definitely not the kind to spread gossip, told me after a glass or two at our summer do that she was a former friend of JM and they had an ex in common. Apparently JM was known for being an absolute pain in the backside, pretending to be broke when actually their family is pretty comfortable and they moved themselves into a friend's flat for months on end while pregnant. Apparently JM was a total nightmare and made life a living hell for their friend (using non-binary pronouns as as far as I'm aware JM still identifies as NB, correct me if I'm wrong though!).

Cut to about five years later, and I'm working at a PR agency in the North East. We're doing pro bono work for a local charity that works with some of the most deprived families in the country, donating food boxes, arranging classes in cooking, budgeting, child development etc - all good stuff, and all done within the community by people who have been in that situation themselves. Amazing stuff. So when JM releases Tin Can Cook and bangs on and on in their tweets about how much they're donating to charity, food banks etc, we get in touch to ask if they can donate a few copies to give out to families. I chase for weeks and no luck, eventually go through their publisher and get the shittiest print-outs of a few crappy recipes, weeks late.

Anyway, nothing groundbreaking to reveal but wanted to vent! Having one of those weekends!
 
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I thought she threatened to sue people who called her by her birth name?

I’m sure I saw tweets of hers from years ago threatening legal action on anyone who mentioned her birth name?
 
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A foreword paragraph accompanied by a black and white shot of the forearms.
Win win.
I'm envisaging a hardback book with a black and white shot of Matt's forearms printed full bleed on the inside of the dust jacket.
 
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I thought she threatened to sue people who called her by her birth name?

I’m sure I saw tweets of hers from years ago threatening legal action on anyone who mentioned her birth name?

So Sir Cliff and Sir Elton don't kick up a stink about being referred to as Harry and Reg, but Billy Big Balls gets lawyered up? Source evidence to support?
 
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Forgot to add, according to my source the whole Jack thing was part of the poverty rebrand, she was always known as Melissa until that point.


I ended up covering her rent for months, which she's never repaid (even though she earns around twice what I do a month through her begging bowl - I mean Patreon).
Just all-round not a very nice person. Extremely posh and privileged, no understanding of money, and awful personal hygiene. As in, her room smelt like a corpse and there were fag ends and dirty plates everywhere. If you're not part of her rich kid socialist journo circle, you're of no interest to her.
OMG are you Nicholas Lezard???
 
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I thought she threatened to sue people who called her by her birth name?

I’m sure I saw tweets of hers from years ago threatening legal action on anyone who mentioned her birth name?
Yes, and she made it into a thing about deadnaming, which is really an issue for people who have transitioned, and not for people who happen to have changed their name by deed poll. Like people who insist on calling Caitlyn Jenner by her old name just to be spiteful. I’m pretty sure it’s a hate crime, or borderline, but I thought that was again only in the context of someone who has transitioned or is transitioning and has changed their name to reflect it. Jack will make ANYTHING worse than it actually is, and it’s always all about her.
 
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Forgot to add, according to my source the whole Jack thing was part of the poverty rebrand, she was always known as Melissa
I can't comment on Jack's reputation in the gay community, but I think your source may have got it a bit wrong about her name. I am sure a remember reading in an interview with her dad from Jack's teenage years she was known as Jack at least to her family/friends.

I thought she threatened to sue people who called her by her birth name?

I’m sure I saw tweets of hers from years ago threatening legal action on anyone who mentioned her birth name?
I think it was with the Daily Mail, she sent letters, but it didn't go anywhere. (I have a really good memory for pointless information)

Why am I getting adverts for incontinence pants?
 
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