And neither does the food.
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Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons
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I'd be shocked if it's not at least a low 5 figures.
It's an easy time filler for itv.
The chuck it and see if it sticks music choices- one week pre gore dread, one week post siesta scampering, and then this week the most stressful for me- Drs on hold music which you never ever have the time for.
Was there mention of anything to have with it?
Everything just thoughtlessly slopped together as per. Jack gets paid/~prominence~ from developing these concoctions- the time and effort they're meant to put in should spare people their own time and effort. Anyone making this will waste time effort and money and with no chance of the bit of pleasure a meal can be.
Was there mention of anything to have with it?
Everything just thoughtlessly slopped together as per. Jack gets paid/~prominence~ from developing these concoctions- the time and effort they're meant to put in should spare people their own time and effort. Anyone making this will waste time effort and money and with no chance of the bit of pleasure a meal can be.
The juxtaposition of bleep / onion is making me giggle. I shall surrender to the Onion Police immediately on a charge of immature sense of humour. I may have to attend Onion Therapy...
Food world can just about cope with praising her for her political 'activism', but they sure as duck aren't praising her food. Once upon a time they did.
I take it back, she doesn't even need to namesearch, people are being bold and tagging her in directly 
I love the Jack truthersI take it back, she doesn't even need to namesearch, people are being bold and tagging her in directly
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You don't just own one nice sideboard though do you, Jack? You have pretty much furnished your entire crappy bungalow with the Cotswold Furniture catalogue (see multiple sideboards, dressers, and coffee tables as just one example). Plus Dyson fans, hairdryers, Smeg fridges, William Morris curtains. Need I go on?
Anyway, that's a good few grand right there that could have gone towards a mortgage deposit, or, you know, your overdue tax bills.
But what do I know, I'm just part of a grubby cesspit on the internet
WE ARE A GRUBBY CESSPIT OF LITERAL TAXPAYERS
The arthritic bones that did how many turns around 'Per Rialto?'
Oh those naughty squiggles are rebelling again.
It's all kicking off on a number of fronts, this is from someone who is quote tweeting her LBC interview.
25k steps
Crashing in here, but why are we all wearing hats today? Are they Mexican hats? I was worried for a moment Jack had hacked the forum and we were all fellow hat-twats.
there once was a very big twit
Who wore a stupid pig hat
She made gross food
And was repulsively rude
And I can never think of a last line so kindly duck off x
there once was a very big twit
Who wore a stupid pig hat
She made gross food
And was repulsively rude
And I can never think of a last line so kindly duck off x
And TD is on it 
Cinco de Mayo calls for hats x
Ooh it's getting tense. This is what happens when you talk about things you haven't got a scooby about. If she focused less on what the Tories expenses are and more on things that can be done to support people going through this whilst showcasing manifestos that could help in the future GE.
Nope all she cares about is the fact Boris gets his lunch on tick.
I don’t get the George Monbiot / right wingers reference - although have been off Twitter since January so maybe that’s why? What’s the beef with him?
Yay, slop AND a squiggle uprising!
Initiating countdown to "I'm so tired and the victimiest victim that ever victimed" tweet thread.
Initiating countdown to "I'm so tired and the victimiest victim that ever victimed" tweet thread.
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