Isn't a gumshoe is a detective? What on earth is she babbling about? All you're doing when canvassing is finding out how people intend to vote so you can get your vote out on the day- she's hardly bleeping Poirot.
Jack Monroe #298 Perhaps she would get a mortgage if she paid her taxes and didn’t spank money on rusty spoons
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duck.
I am just not able for her at the moment.
She's an absolute pox.
I am just not able for her at the moment.
She's an absolute pox.
HATS
And Jack is a prat. That is all.
And Jack is a prat. That is all.
Add pro bono to the list of words mackie doesn’t understand
try no win no fee ya prune
new meme format just dropped
(I am bored to high heaven with politico jack and needed to create some light relief for bedtime)
(I am bored to high heaven with politico jack and needed to create some light relief for bedtime)
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The only struggles she has is keeping up with all her lies
I’m sure we used to do dried pasta art in mid-nineties’ primary school.
I have dinosaur pasta in my cupboard. That's pretty exciting and I'm 42I mean my 9 year old gets excited about different pasta shapes or coloured pasta...but then he's 9
Also though, she rarely cooks pasta, it's mostly rinsed beans. They probably sit in slightly unclean old jars gathering dust, like her ludicrous spice collection.
Does alphabeti spaghetti count as 1 shape or 26 ?
She just embarrasses herself further as the days/months/years go on, doesn't she? I'm saddened yet excited to think what level she'll be at in 5 - 10 years
So why can Jamie not do his version of jollof rice then? And rice pudding would be stinking with long grain. Why wouldn’t u just save the rice for a stir fry or some curry or whatever
a budget cook from Southend
went to Venice (on trend)
but now she's back, and she's stressed out again
with gumshoe door knocking
and terrible cooking
but she won't REST
because political Jacks can't stop tweeting
went to Venice (on trend)
but now she's back, and she's stressed out again
with gumshoe door knocking
and terrible cooking
but she won't REST
because political Jacks can't stop tweeting
I’ll be doing that anyway, thanks hun x
We have hats!
Our nurseries and Brownies round here stopped doing it around 2001 on the grounds that it was utterly soul destroying for Mums who didn't have enough money to eat to see the kids making necklaces and pictures out of bags of something they can't afford for their families.
Ah but when Jack tweaks recipes and gets criticised it is by 'food snobs', Jamie does it and he is 'appropriating a whole culture's food to line his pockets'
Jack looks like a potato here.Piece of Pumble, Jack? Slurry curry, Jack? Pay your taxes, Jack?
Ooops sorry !
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