TheDragonWithAFlagon
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Second screenshot - fancy.
ETA one more - Venice for the weekend then.
I'm not saying I knew it, but -
I fucking KNEW it.
Second screenshot - fancy.
ETA one more - Venice for the weekend then.
Big selfish merail but;She would be laughed out of any bank or mortgage company. For self-employed mortgages (speaking from experience) are not just handed out even to (cough) exceptional individuals like Jack Monroe. You need certified accounts going back three years, squeaky clean credit history with a v. high rating, bank statements for business and personal accounts, for starters. Her envy of people who worked their arses off to buy a house is disgusting. That, and her pretence that she's in the same boat as many of the struggling renters means she's a cunt
There's so much self-indulgent, solipsistic bullshit dripping from this short extract that I'd be here all day if I attempted to parse it all. But just to pick out a few belters:
TD's Venice travel advice popped up on my timeline within days of me getting back from there. I was disappointed at the timing because TD is someone I would definitely listen to re: restaurant recommendations!Can't wait for TD to compare notes, considering her pinned Tweet![]()
This is hilarious. I couldn't care less who she dated but I love when people fuck up a stupidly kept secret. So she is shagging a bloke big deal! It's not like she's never done it before or was SB found in a puddle?Yep, that’s her (only IRL) pal with the dog isn’t it. Ha, rumbled. No wonder Linda snubbed her for the Diva gongs. One oppression point lost, Jackie.
Ah no doubt an aged Italian relative can be dragged out from somewhere. Memories of scampering barefoot at the foothills of Mount Vesuvius whilst applecheeked Uncle Luca kneaded the pizza dough in his rustic hovel. Simple times. They were poor, but happy.Is Jack now a literal expert on Italy, having spent a long weekend in the tourist capital? “Kids are warmly welcomed all over Italy in my experience”. Has she ever mentioned being in Italy before? All over Italy ffsIts a well known fact that kids are welcome anywhere in Italy, kids are gods in Italy, she might as well have said, everyone eats pasta all the time in Italy. God she’s stupid!
Still fuck all for SB, again. My kids loved Venice
We've seen pics of her as a teen though, she looked like Malibu Barbie!Unless family pressure has forced you to ask an unpleasant teenager to be your bridesmaid and said teenager asks to wear a tux, I can see that being a disinvitation situation
I remember a show where he went to the homes of people in food poverty and taught them how to cook simple recipes. Could literally not imagine her stepping into a council tower block to make her peach and boredom curry without a look of sheer horror.The more Jack slags off Jamie the more I like him. Actually I saw this video he made maybe around 18 months ago when he was talking about poverty and food and I’ll tell you something. The research he did was far more impressive than anything I’ve seen Jack Monroe churn out. Plus he spoke like he really cared.
She’s retconning herself again in this New Statesman article. She’s claiming that she was wearing a buzzcut in her early teens and binding by 17 (so clearly seeking to establish a long term commitment to a trans male identity) but by 19 she was wearing a mini dress and spike heels for her job in a nightclub. Now, I’m not saying that trans men or non binary people never play with gender presentation or change their gender identity: they’re free to do as they please of course. But there’s two apparent narratives sitting uneasily side by side: one in which Jack has always studiously avoided presenting as female and one in which she has been perfectly comfortable presenting as female. As ever with Jack, she reaches for a different life story depending on the context and what she wants to get out of the situation. It never seems to bother her that these contradictions are easy to spot for anyone paying even a modicum of attention.Notice she’s 5”3 again there
*Points to IPSO’s editors code of practice which they teach you on day one of journalism training*