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A weekend in the life of a budget cook
by Jack Monroe aged 34 1/4
Jack Monroe was a short budget cook (5"2.3) with short sometimes brown hair and tattoos. After a long time working 100 hours a week without a day off, Jack Monroe was really tired, so she was amazed when a handsome old man with silver hair rolled up in a Ferrarri! "Hello Jack, I have been a fan of your work for many years. Will you go out with me?" "Yes," declared Jack. "Let's go to Venice," he said. They got to Venice and had a nice time doing laps of the island over and over. Then they flew back home and touched down at the airport. "I'm tired," Jack exclaimed, but as soon as she set foot on the tarmac, ring! Her phone rang. "Hello, this is the news, we would like to do an interview on the television." "Yes please," screeched Jack. After walking and talking out of the airport like the president in the West Wing she went to bed on her gifted sheets from John Lewis. "This has been the best day ever," she said. A story by Jack Monroe
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