Jack Monroe #297 I'm not a natural tax payer.

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But you didn't take him, and you never will! We camped across the lagoon and got the water taxi to Venice when we took our kids. I could never go away without them when they were small, plus they wouldn't let us, they would have complained bitterly and we liked their company
 

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Do we think she's just learned what gelato is? She has mentioned it in basically every tweet.
 
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Has she had her lips done again? Oh no, silly me, if there's only £34 in the bank and working 100+ hr weeks would make that impossible.
 
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She's noticed a lot of well-regarded people on social media have recently been to Venice and she's bandwaggoning. Trouble is, her eyes are resolutely closed to the beauty and culture of Venice. And its not one island.
I don't understand how you can have been in Venice and think it's one island. Are we sure she hasn't photoshopoed Venice beneath her Mediterranean arse? #Venicetruther
 
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Just how much is gelato in Venice?

Seeing as by her yardstick it's cheap and Jack bemoans the rich people that buy a "fancy" m&s meal deal (which hasn't gone up in price or changed in 10 years, apart from it now excludes the most expensive item ).

I wonder if Jack was talking about canals and it prompted this trip
 
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It makes me worry a little bit... generosity like this could be love bombing, we know Jack is quite vulnerable/easily led and something about such generous gifts so soon make me feel a little... uncomfortable
Don’t worry, she’s doing the lovebombing.
 
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Betting on this for the next JM lukewarm hot take
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He’s read the tweets & seen the meal plan. Exactly why that performative nonsense around the £20 shop is so dangerously inept. It gives people like Eustice the idea that it’s failure to budget that causes poverty & malnutrition, not failure of income. Seething.
 
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I woke up and did an early hours grunk then drifted back off and dreamt I had a date with Stringer Bell off the Wire and I absolutely know it was because I read ‘they are good peoples’ just before I went to sleep.
 
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Around €1.50 to €2 off the main drag.
 
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This is the kind of tourist behaviour that Venetians detest. They don't want you lounging all over their infrastructure, eating on steps, or laying about sunbathing. She's such a colonial oik. If you do your research, you'll find excellent advice about how to behave in Italian tourist destinations that aren't designed for tourists.

 
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Has boobs big enough to be noticed on a Twitter avatar yet wears 11 year old boys jumpers.

Is 5 foot 2 yet wears cheap men’s jeans that are so perfect she buys 2 pairs.

No, no idea
 
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Venice looks shit. Gelato sounds wanky. Standard Jack as per. Harp on about how she deserves this break that someone else paid for. Pathetic.
 
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Has boobs big enough to be noticed on a Twitter avatar yet wears 11 year old boys jumpers.

Is 5 foot 2 yet wears cheap men’s jeans that are so perfect she buys 2 pairs.

No, no idea
The fit of them doesn't look like men's jeans (although I'm totally prepared to be wrong!) Men's jeans aren't typically designed with in mind, and they look like they fit her arse and waist fairly well.
 
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Got a bit overexcited thinking OH could be Billy Bragg. Google says not
 
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