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Jack Monroe #297 I'm not a natural tax payer.
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Is Jack now a literal expert on Italy, having spent a long weekend in the tourist capital? “Kids are warmly welcomed all over Italy in my experience”. Has she ever mentioned being in Italy before? All over Italy ffs 
Its a well known fact that kids are welcome anywhere in Italy, kids are gods in Italy, she might as well have said, everyone eats pasta all the time in Italy. God she’s stupid!
Its a well known fact that kids are welcome anywhere in Italy, kids are gods in Italy, she might as well have said, everyone eats pasta all the time in Italy. God she’s stupid!
gotta say I'm a bit confused about the whole getting burned in 20 degrees thing
I'm just a frau several shades paler than her mediterranean ass, who didn't burn under 30 degree venetian skies
(but always do as baz luhrmann told us and wear sunscreen, lads)
I'm just a frau several shades paler than her mediterranean ass, who didn't burn under 30 degree venetian skies
(but always do as baz luhrmann told us and wear sunscreen, lads)
Ah no doubt an aged Italian relative can be dragged out from somewhere. Memories of scampering barefoot at the foothills of Mount Vesuvius whilst applecheeked Uncle Luca kneaded the pizza dough in his rustic hovel. Simple times. They were poor, but happy.Is Jack now a literal expert on Italy, having spent a long weekend in the tourist capital? “Kids are warmly welcomed all over Italy in my experience”. Has she ever mentioned being in Italy before? All over Italy ffs
Jack couldn't even be bothered to changed her traaaaazers for old Harold.
He took you to Venice, Jack. Give yourself a wash you mucky mare.
He took you to Venice, Jack. Give yourself a wash you mucky mare.
The actual state of the flash cow bragging that she’s been away to Venice and then coming back to make dosh off the cost of living crisis.
Go comment on Elsie you freeloading sponger.
Go comment on Elsie you freeloading sponger.
After all the Italy chat on F&D, that is spooky (and probably already been said, but Grunk life!)
Poverty queen right there, in Venice, new hat £100, new Ray ban £180 new lips £250, Jack talking about cost of living crisis PRICELESS. Pay your tax you work shy limpet 
“Italy is very child-friendly in my experience” hows that, Jack? Ever actually taken your child there? Or taken him anywhere? No, of course not. Only your endless chain of Other Halfs are allowed nice holidays.
Now she’s shamelessly straight back to the poverty cosplay, snivelling about the cost of living on the telly while the poshos lap it up. Holidays and x10 gelatos a day, when you’re pretending you can’t afford to feed your kid a healthy diet? What an absolute joke.
Her hair looks like it’s been cut with a blunt knife. She’s such a basic witch.Poverty queen right there, in Venice, new hat £100, new Ray ban £180 new lips £250, Jack talking about cost of living crisis PRICELESS. Pay your tax you work shy limpet
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How many single mums in poverty (like Jack) can just up and get away from it all?This was when she was in Venice before.
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Jack Monroe #192 Hoist with her own anchoïade
Jack has an awful eye for photography, that pancake shot is tit. Seriously, I feel bad for that squigg.tattle.life
Good to see you back @MancBee
Come on, show us your teefs!
Oh 'eck, what Italian themed hell is she going to invent with a rancid cucumber, crawling its way out of the fridge, and a twelfth of a bollock sausage? I’ve already decided I’m not hungry.
Oh 'eck, what Italian themed hell is she going to invent with a rancid cucumber, crawling its way out of the fridge, and a twelfth of a bollock sausage? I’ve already decided I’m not hungry.
The second coming!
Hallelujah! I never noticed any whiff from the canals in Venice. I suspect it's just a thing during the very hottest months because I know some people do come back complaining about the smell.I was told those canals she lying next too reek to high heavens. Has she. It a nose?
The Engadine Macca's is to ScoMo what Jack is to Iqbal!
Except you didn't take your child, you unpleasant woman.
Those lips have def had a fresh plump up. Looking so duck like now!Poverty queen right there, in Venice, new hat £100, new Ray ban £180 new lips £250, Jack talking about cost of living crisis PRICELESS. Pay your tax you work shy limpet
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The glasses reflection is interesting, it doesn't look like anyone is taking the photo, but instead there's a tripod on the plinth. I dunno if OH is real still. Jack rinses so much from tin rattling,, she could easily afford such a holiday.
There's no proof she ate any of that tit (pet cemetary lie style again).
Also, if they're blokes trousers, why do they not need rolling up much to fit her leg length? They're either boyfriend cut or she's not as short as she claims.
16 x 100 hour WORKING weeks, huh?
24 x 7 = 168
Minus 100 = 68
68/7 = 9.7 hours a day free to live a life
This is one of the most irritating lies for me
Jack, you're a liar. And a shell of a human. And your OH CRIKEY is a fool
24 x 7 = 168
Minus 100 = 68
68/7 = 9.7 hours a day free to live a life
This is one of the most irritating lies for me
Jack, you're a liar. And a shell of a human. And your OH CRIKEY is a fool
So over the Easter Holidays Jack rarely left the house. Tweeted constantly, was ill and in bed. Watching football on her phone with SB. Eating the mostly ghastly meagre rations.
Goes away without her child and stuffs her face, and can manage to be off twitter for days. Oh and the illness and fatigue magically LEFT to enable extended walks.
Goes away without her child and stuffs her face, and can manage to be off twitter for days. Oh and the illness and fatigue magically LEFT to enable extended walks.
I think I’ll need to leave the country when she posts about wailing like a banshee on stage with Billy Bragg.
maybe there will be a piano and she can do her one fingered plonking of the keys again
maybe there will be a piano and she can do her one fingered plonking of the keys again
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