Jack Monroe #297 I'm not a natural tax payer.
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it's just such a stupid thing to say. unless they were actually on murano or burano and harold actually just had her walk in circles for his own shits and giggles
That looks like a vape to me. Imagine being in Venice and you don't even have the decency to have a proper cig on the go.
Yes, possibly. I’m another who is convinced that the OH is a man though, if they exist at all.
I love the old clips from football Italia in the 90’s where the managers and sometimes players were just smoking fags flat out. I know obviously smoking is terrible and I wish it didn’t kill people but there’s something fascinating about professional athletes just sparking one up
thanks, a better and funnier scenario than the one I was picturing (senior citizen, on his third lap of doom, struggling to keep up with hyperactive pixie)
Why you cry?her rent is £1500 pcm, which, although may or may not be 94% of her income, is certainly more than I take home each month (NHS top of band 3)
it's just about the smallest house on the street (no pool) but it's still bleeping massive. average house price on her street is quoted as being either £588,310 or £792,000 (both on rightmove)
in short, she lives in a lovely house in a lovely area and, yes, capitalism and housing being a market and not a right have fucked a lot of us over, but jack is just fine
Nowhere to dive
Why does Jack always look grubby
She doesn't wash.
This is one of those years when we can all look forward to missing out on Glastonbury
Just watch the BBC coverage. Make sure you cover about 90% of the TV with a flag for an authentic experience.
She has never looked more middle-aged than she does clutching a vape and wearing combat jeans with her £34 worth of tattoos on display. I feel like I've aged just by looking at her. Maybe security guards will stop targeting me now.
Argh God nooooooo. Not Billy Bragg again.
Hey Jacksie...don't forget your stab proof jacket.
Toot toot.
Pavs x
She is better than I am. I have never gone away longer than a night without my kids. I actually like taking them on holiday with me and any OH I would have would have to consider them to when booking trips. She's sooo selfish!
Can't wait for TD to compare notes, considering her pinned Tweet 
Hahahah…. Another chaos M. Lovely.Can't wait for TD to compare notes, considering her pinned Tweet
do we think slop squad is on tomorrow ?
lonely planet jack continues
also, fwiw, it is possible to do venice on a budget. when we went, we got an absolute steal on a hotel round the corner from san marco (and the hotel had a cat!) and we ate at tiny back street restaurants and we basically did four laps around the city every day
also, fwiw, it is possible to do venice on a budget. when we went, we got an absolute steal on a hotel round the corner from san marco (and the hotel had a cat!) and we ate at tiny back street restaurants and we basically did four laps around the city every day
He has a lot of similarities with Jack. Constantly lies, is one of those that talks about being a Christian but doesn't act like it, likes to blame everyone else for everything, and takes a lot of clownish pictures!
No gelato anywhere in Venice is cheap
Nothing is cheap in Venice it’s tourist dense with a captured audience, probably one of the most expensive places in Italy and renown for selling sub par slop to tourists, right up Jacks street. Jack will be recommending that independent gelato establishment Magnum Pleasure Store.Also has a questionable shitting history.
Shame her kid was at school then, wasn't it? Timed that one right to make sure it was all about her and not him as usual.
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