We’ve all seen her “knife skills”Why does she pulverise and blend everything? Is it because of dental issues? Harold’s dentures?
Can’t she ever chop or slice anything?
We’ve all seen her “knife skills”Why does she pulverise and blend everything? Is it because of dental issues? Harold’s dentures?
Can’t she ever chop or slice anything?
No silly. She has severe arthritis and can't chop or sliceWhy does she pulverise and blend everything? Is it because of dental issues? Harold’s dentures?
Can’t she ever chop or slice anything?
Buddy Oliver leaves her for dustWe’ve all seen her “knife skills”
Meagre home?? UGH WHAT A WHELKSPLAT!!She never misses a trick.
What does the last para say?
I know it's called off menu but with Jack's repertoire it's not menu adjacent
Really Tom? Really? Give your head a wobble or more importantly, do your due diligenceView attachment 1227607
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Doesn’t matter how much she shouts about having no money, the paid partnerships and work keep rolling in. Ching ching
I’m starting to think this whole performance about downsizing next year is actually about her buying her first place. But maybe she is starting with something with two toilets instead of three
Agreed, it would make sense. She's done pretty well financially out of lockdown and the cost of living crisis in terms of work and TV appearances and she's in her mid to late 30s, which is the average age these days for a UK person to be able to buy their first place if they don't have access to the Bank of Mum n Dad. And we know she potentially has access to Bank of Mum n Dad anyway, so...I’m starting to think this whole performance about downsizing next year is actually about her buying her first place.
Be lovely if someone told him she’s not paid her taxes and there’s issues with money not going to charities as promised. Unfortunately, looks like it all falls on deaf ears.Really Tom? Really? Give your head a wobble or more importantly, do your due diligence
Why are they asking a weird mouse to do this job? Why is it impossible for the police in this country to learn anything? Surely any sort of stakeholder engagement should prioritise the BAME men who are disproportionately stopped and searched & make up disproportionate % of prison populations. Or anyone who can speak on the adultisation of young black children (eg child Q). What tf is fascist Jacqui gonna bring to the table? Why aren’t they inviting the families of the men dying/murdered in custody to talk on how the police impacts them and their community? Appalling, this is actually shocking. This country is the pits appealing to cringe centrists with this frump.View attachment 1227607
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Doesn’t matter how much she shouts about having no money, the paid partnerships and work keep rolling in. Ching ching
I’m starting to think this whole performance about downsizing next year is actually about her buying her first place. But maybe she is starting with something with two toilets instead of three
For some inexplicable reason, I’m actually surprised she used one of her book recipes.I've just realised, I made that chocolate cake meatloaf looking thing she did on Lorraine. It wasn't good. View attachment 1227179
Slightly hurt and offended that the knowledge of this confirms my middle age but at the same time comforted by the knowledge that Jack will most definitely recognise it from her own childhood too. Oh, wait... #1978trutherAnother throwback for middle-aged Fraus, and Gods knows why I have this stuck in my head, but
Way down deep in the middle of the bungalow,
Our Jackie took some pastry and some meat and some crumble,
She stuck it with the others and she danced a ballet tango,
And Cooper said, 'I know...we'll call it Um Pumble.'
Reading that bit from the recipe really did make me feel a bit sick“Fat, fulsome pears swimming sodden in their own slippery, succulent syrup”.
I mean
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It sounds like a recently surfaced bloated corpse.Swimming sodden . She just fails to write enticingly despite what she thinks