Wait, she nibbled stock cubes to keep hunger at bay, right? Not as a slovenly snack.
Choose a story and stick to it, you absolute fucknugget
Choose a story and stick to it, you absolute fucknugget
Jack Monroe #295 Yeah I already read that. Didn't inspire much hope in me.
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"Actually, I didn't just eat cheese singles, I hooked a leg round the fridge handle and leaned back 8 inches into the air as I ate them like an acrobatic firefighting gibbon."
To visit Auntie Helen in her big house in Plymouth with the geese and the smell of Cypriot cooking wafting from the orangery.
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How the duck is ravioli posh? It's a skint meal.
There is a type of AN where the sufferer binges (or eats normally or small amounts) and then purges after eating. The purging can take many forms, but is commonly exercise.
ED are so complex.
ED are so complex.
Sorry to be a sad, boring frau.
Well quite. As a veteran of several colonoscopies, when you can't eat any solid food for a while beforehand, an oxo cube dissolved in boiling water is an absolute godsend. And delicious. At that point in the exercise, it nourishes the soul as well as the body. Who on earth would chew one on its own?
ed triggering maybe - tried to put a spoiler in, not working
Cheese Singlesgate reminds me of the caitlin moran story about how she was fat as a youth because her favourite snack was Cheese on a Stick, which iirc she made to sound like a snack all working class people enjoy and not like. something the moran children ate all the time because their parents weren't nutrition conscious. awful stuff (and moran should've known better as well)
Jack and Caitlin in the same room would quickly dissolve into a giant game of 'Dickensian-esque stories of childhood poverty' Top Trumps.
I don’t think anyone saw tinned ravioli as the height of posh in the 90s, that would have been “new” things like kiwi fruit, sun dried tomatoes and goats cheese. I use to eat tinned ravioli as child in the 70/80s and it wasn’t even considered fancy food back then.
"now now lads, you BOTH feel sorry for yourselves. break it up"
That's not typical Southend syntax, is it? I read it in a Yorkshire accent. The lies just leak out of her (sorry for the gross image, I mean like psychological/linguistic leakage!)
I can’t have wafer thin ham in the house too often. It talks to me.
It says: “you’re a lying, grifting twit.”
Thank you dear heart for confirming
If primula comes in a tube is there any other way to eat it other than “straight out of the tube?”
I’m beginning to think she has that disassociative personality disorder. Because there can be no other reason for such random contradictions
Two observations: I don’t like to comment on people’s weight because, chubster, but the pictures of Jack I’ve seen since I came back appear to me that she has gained weight. I personally think she looks better for it but no, sorry Jack, I don’t think you can truthfully say you’ve been in the same size jeans for a few years.
And at the risk of repeating myself: re “I can take criticism on the chin”
Good one wacko!
If you’re being fancy you cut celery into two inch pieces and squeeze a line of primula into the concave side. As seen in all party buffets of my childhood.If primula comes in a tube is there any other way to eat it other than “straight out of the tube?”
I must be a total basic witch but I loved ravioli in a tin when I was wee. Jack. That wasn’t a treat. My mum didn’t have loads of spare cash but we still had ravioli. She’s just talking cobblers for the sake of it now to cover the fact she’s a moron
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