This is legit one of the saddest things I’ve read in Jacks whole sordid history.
Jack Monroe #294 It's like 10,000 tweets when all you need is a life.
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Just listing buzz words like you use hashtags isn't actually the same as raising awareness
SHE RENTS 
Penny sweet mix up?! That's it, I'm a 1908 jack truther
50p for 50 sweets, can you IMAGINE? Why would anyone have gone to Woollies for their pick n mix?
Thread title please
I did when she crawled into my DMs. I had my say then quickly blocked her. Ha! Dear Fraus, it was DELICIOUS.Jack can’t stand not having the last word can she?When you start watching out for it it becomes more and more apparent.
You stay clear of triggering behaviours, but use horrific language relating to s***ide, CSA and ana/mia whenever you bloomin' feel like it. Stuff anyone esle in the same situation. Hypocrite.
Is this a different property inspection?
Were the ones from a few weeks ago forgotten about?
Did they not happen?
What TF is going on?
ETA- she’s answered. Thanks hun. Tone down the rest of your TL though pls.
Were the ones from a few weeks ago forgotten about?
Did they not happen?
What TF is going on?
ETA- she’s answered. Thanks hun. Tone down the rest of your TL though pls.
- in the beginning - Jack started Creation
- the first day - light was created, so Jack would never have to sell her lightbulbs
- the second day - the sky was created, perfect for future gloves to fly in the wild
- the third day - dry land, seas, plants and trees were created, so food, apart from potatoes, could grow
- the fourth day - the Sun, Moon and stars were created. All times of day would be interchangeable though
- the fifth day - creatures that live in the sea and creatures that fly were created.
- the sixth day - animals that live on the land and finally humans, made in the image of God were created. Strong enough to benchpress the Queen and walk 20,000 steps sitting down, the design
- by day seven - Jack finished her work of creation and rested, making the seventh day a day of rest. All future days would be the same. She was tired, exhausted, but managed to Tweet all about it. She blamed The Tories.
sorry Rev
Who remembers when mama would give you a shiny penny as a treat? In those days that would buy a family sized bag of Opal Fruits
Maybe they told her to remove all the bags of tit at the last one and this is them coming back to make sure she's done it.
Probably been said but we have a granular bingo & autism bingoA round-up of Jack's very triggering tweets
Wasn't it last week? The day after her rotten shelf fell down?
Tick tock Jack. You have been on Twitter A LONG time already. Given you were at your desk at 5, when are you going to fit in your 20,000 steps and physical job?
Tick tock.
Tick tock.
On one occasion during my nurse training in the 1990s, we were sent to an actual fire service training site and after some lectures and videos we had to practice escaping from a smoke filled room. We knew it was a practice, we knew that someone was watching and would pull us out if needed, it was all perfectly safe...but it was terrifying. Utterly terrifying. I once had to deal with a fire in the bin of the Smoking Room (that's how long ago this was) of a ward I was in charge of. We put the fire out before the fire brigade arrived, we'd moved the patients to safety etc but the potential for disaster was so stressful. It took me a while to settle down. Thankfully I've never experienced a house fire and I hope I never will. Jack's so dismissive of all these things but capable of making a performance about Grenfell
Ok when I rented this NEVER happened probably because my landlord could trust me not to rip up carpet and take windows out of the shed (reader, we did not have a shed because like most people all I could afford was a two bed flat with a housemate with a kitchen/living room combi, please leave me alone I'm at breaking point).
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