Jack Monroe #294 It's like 10,000 tweets when all you need is a life.

[Veronicaaa]

LOL

 

[jenny2603]

Call an ambulance, I can't stop laughing.

 

[Veronicaaa]

This is bonkers, it's meant to be a defence of her weekly shop and the tiny portions it makes and it ends with her being set alight in a portakabin.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

This is gold. I made a different recipe but going to credit Jack anyway

 

[LavaFlake]

Love this squig

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[jenny2603]

CRITICISM OF JACK MONROE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

 

[jenny2603]

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Any minute now....

Jack: "LEAVE ME ALONE. I HAVE DUTCH ELM DISEASE"

 

[StatusWoe]

I can't sleep and all that's going round my head is the pumble and its endless potential.

Timone and Pumble. Pumble and Prejudice. Girl With the Pumble Earring. Pumble Fiction. Monty Pumble and the Holy Grail.

Nooo, please stop. I promised I wouldn't mention the Frankenstein's monster that is the Pumble, but here I am at stupid o'clock night shift hours still thinking about it. Finally realised what it reminds me of though. You know that filler/foam stuff that's used in repair work? One of these is not like the others:

I really need to put a film on.

 

[jenny2603]

But...but....but JACK RENTS.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

#PotatoTruther

 

[Veronicaaa]

She really wears those four and a half GCSEs with pride doesn't she?

 

[Stormageddon]

Also a midwife earning a comfy £40k plus unsocial hours/call-out rates and overtime and besides I would be tucking into a freshly birthed placenta before I touched any of Jack’s slopshit.

 

[definitelynotvlad]

Sorry, is she advocating you can use the juice of *any* bean to make meringue? I’ve heard of Aquafaba from chickpeas, but not any old bean? Any volunteers to try a kidney bean juice meringue? I’ll try baked beans and see how that goes.

Also, I am a midwife, and the wages are not £20 a week food budget terrible. And even if I were in dire straits, I’d be nicking food off the patients lunch trolley long before I resorted to trying any of her depressipes.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Doesn't sound like a temporary arrangement to me

 

[Veronicaaa]

ARE YOU AWARE OF MY WORK BARBARA

 

[BlendedSlop]

Lilac squig is the racist c*nt (sorry Rev, if you're reading) who demanded Hindu squig apologise to both her and Jack.

 

[Veronicaaa]

It's an absolute joke that she's going on about all the work she does for The Poors for FREE when she's JUST POSTED a paid for ad for twitter which recommends people eat potato peelings.

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

Jack wears a step counter on her typing finger