Stop doing it then, if you hate it so much, it's helping no one.
Jack Monroe #294 It's like 10,000 tweets when all you need is a life.
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The thing is if what she was doing was making a difference she wouldn’t have to keep banging on about what she’s doing on Twitter
Money on her having not having read 1 per cent of her books cover-to-cover. Impossible when you’ve been working 100 hours a week for 10 years and have an addiction to Tattle and Twitter
So all this bollocks about “hope it softly, gently helps a little wraith somewhere”
is caveated with hope it helps a wraith, who likes the exact same food as me, doesn’t drive and comes from a household of 1.67 people.
so fucken helpful Phillipa
How can you get half a GCSE?
Probably R.E.
Probably RE.
You can do short course GCSEs (or could at least back in the 00s) that equate to the value of half of one. I did them in RS and ICT.
And who can’t eat solid food or anything that isn’t beigeSo all this bollocks about “hope it softly, gently helps a little wraith somewhere”
is caveated with hope it helps a wraith, who likes the exact same food as me, doesn’t drive and comes from a household of 1.67 people.
Her superpower is turning herself into a puddle of slop so she can seep under doors into the Groucho club.
Iceland is free! (Non affiliated message!)Why doesn’t she use the supermarket delivery? Some of the slots are 2 quid?
She’s not allowed to sit with us
Proper buoyed by the blue ticker arselickers today isn’t she, back to speaking to people like tit 
And she’s referring to herself here as a ‘freelance food blogger’ but hasn’t she also said today that the recipes are only a tiny tiny part of what she does?? Make it make sense.
You have drilled down into the essence of why it’s nonsense. Also Pratchett copied it from somewhere else so she was riding the coat tails of the popularity of the books also. (I too disliked the cover art and have purchased the newer editions but still some of my favourites)
She’s a snippy little madam isn’t she.
Is Mom now in a hostage situation in Australia? I can’t decide why else she would say such rubbish.
In response to earlier poster re Iceland delivery, Iceland's not free unless you meet minimum order but yeah, then it's free delivery. Let's face it Cack will deffo be meeting minimum order, we know she doesn't survive on that poorly cooked crunk. Then again, she probably thinks of herself as more of a Waitrose shopper, except when she's pov cosplaying to her legions of adoring squigettes.
Grunking but I think I might substitute her recipe for a new one called Just Eat. Fancy!
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