You can not cut a cheap sausage into 12 pieces - scissors or not. This is the lie that’s broken the camels back
Jack Monroe #292 Poet, philosopher, fighter, cook, hero
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It’s sadly not very factual as there’s no way for me to obtain a breakdown of subscribers by tier, we’re also not considering the % that make annual payments so Jackie could have had a mammoth month followed by a leaner 11 months! Over the course of 12 months obvs that averages out, but the monthly min really is a min.
Taking a blended subscriber rate it depends what you believe to be most probable? Parking the platform fees (the 12%) let’s use two situations - either 100% of her subs are on the lowest £3.50 tier, or 100% of subs could be on the £12 tier. Assuming 730 subs that gives us a range of £2.6k - £8.8kpcm, remembering you then deduct fees from that tho. The truth likely lies somewhere between those numbers, remembering you could have a blended avg sub of £5 with her subs p much split across the two lowest tiers and that would yield £3.7k, that’s not that unlikely a scenario? Especially when the paid for rewards begin at the £7 mark. Nudge it up a bit to a blended avg of £6 and that takes her to £4.4k.
Personally for me I’d suspect between £4-6k is more likely to be the true minimum, but I don’t have the data to substantiate that sadly! Ninnies gonna mither
You've never uplifted another food writer in your life unless it's good for your profile you bleeping leech.
How gracious of her.
At 20 sausages for £1 they could be literally anything.
This is turning into a part time job and it doesn’t even include any of her work work just her self announced additional skills/experiences…
Jack Mitty. Political reporter, shelf price stacker extraordinaire, propaganda specialist, history book writer, sunday school bible thumping theologist, dustbin surfer Big Mac eater. A they for all seasons.
Jack Mitty. Political reporter, shelf price stacker extraordinaire, propaganda specialist, history book writer, sunday school bible thumping theologist, dustbin surfer Big Mac eater. A they for all seasons.
Ceramic though my dear CL - not fire hazard/bath melting tin cans that could cause serious burns.
Seriously, is this an invitation to a pile on? Combined with the swiping at Ottolenghi earlier today, Jack is definitely up a height today.
Where did Jack lift that list of recommended cookbooks from? I'm sure a clever Frau can triangulate
Once my lease is up… *in the year 2525
Happy to profit off other people's trauma, poverty and misery though, the silly prick
You forgot ballerina how dare you!!
Jack, the Georgia Church Suppers book is the wrong Georgia. You might want to fix this, but thank you for the laugh
Probably the Amazon recommended for you algo at the bottom of product descriptions from users who bought this also like xyz.
Olia Hercules is not going to shag you Jack.
Also 🔺️one of my sons lives in Estonia, which is a worry at the moment for obvious reasons. Describing asking for recipes as an 'adventure ' is disgusting and insulting to all those terrified that their country will be next on Putin's list. My son's in laws are genuinely terrified that they may have to leave everything and run, just like they had to do in the Ukraine.
Mr Moo and I are looking at options of how we could accommodate them in our modest sized house.
Other than your 'polski sklep' pathetic posts you know absolutely nothing about Scandinavian/Eastern Europe culture or food and you sure as hell know nothing about the war in Eastern Europe.
Apologies fraus, but this has seriously grated on a nerve. How dare she appropriate the war for likes on her SM. I know this isn't an airport but I may have to bow out for a bit. I am so frightened for my son and DiL and she's really triggered me.
I think you'll find Harold is Hungarian.
Traumy S, can you add “spaffed” to the list of words Jack does not know the meaning of, please?
Ironically the original meaning was to waste lots of cash on some shite.
I am waiting for a squig to tag Mom in when they ask where the VBI is... it would be interesting to see how Jack handles that and/or if Mom would respond.Veiny Bollock Index Jack I *think* is my favourite Jack. She is so out of her depth it is hilarious. She commited to this stupid thing and now has to see it throughBut she can't
All the bluster at the beginning about how easy it was and would take her a weekend. Experts were twats for not doing it properly. She would show them. Many months later absolutely duck all to show for it and the most snivelling whiney excuses.
I would put money on her having done precisely nothing towards it and was hoping people would forget all about it.
ETA Bearing in mind Nigella {boo hiss} flagged up this vital work and encouraged people to back her financially so she could work on it.
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