Off she goes, little miss plagiarist
Just wanted to say that SB'S dad does not have a brother.Time to gather up those hunks of bread and recap what we know about Harold:
Access to guinea pigs
Big car
Brass mugs
Brother with chickens
Burgles Jack's clothes
Chooses unsuitable Lego
Dismissive of 90s fragrances
Doesn't drink alcohol
Not on social media (except reflection in photo posted by Jack)
Owns a spatula
Skilled at making cake boards
And what we still don't know:
Whether real or figment of Jack's imagination
I genuinely thought it was greasy cold soup with prawns in
Jack should be very careful here, as a lot of food writers have really put a lot of time and effort into Food for Ukraine over the last five weeks and helped to raise funds and awareness, while Jack has done precisely nothing, not even a retweet. If the person tagged in happens to have written several books about travelling and food in the region (Black Sea, Red Sands ... ) this will not end well for Jack.Someone has tagged one of TD’s mates lol
This is literally the work of a mad person.
Of course you did
WAS IT ON THE STOCKTAKE????As long as you're bastardising foodstuffs, why not just throw in any old shite?
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Why doesn't she name them, or is *actually* sharing her platform a step too farNice. ETA. Deleted already.
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Wtf does 'spaffed' mean?
She named Olia Hercules a few tweets down- but saying she owns her books weeks down the line isn’t exactly doing much good is it?Why doesn't she name them, or is *actually* sharing her platform a step too far
Reader, I gasped!! It takes a lot these days, but I just had to actively make a decision to close my mouth. I am shooketthhhhhh!! She’s gone for Jamie, AGAINNice. ETA. Deleted already.
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That's a good call. But we've never heard any more about the leg of goat, 2 hearts, 12 trotters and that other assorted 90% vegan nonsense in the backpack. We're back to cheap sausage and mushroom slop. I'd be genuinely interested to know what you could do with a dozen pig's feet. Not something I've ever tried, but Jack seems to have gone sheepish (sorry) about it.Could OH (if real, of course 🥸) be Polish? Would explain the Polish sausage she now has in every meal, buying lots of random animal parts for stews and harping on about being into that geographical region.