Wish slop bot could make a guest appearance of Georgia on my mind.
Jack Monroe #292 Poet, philosopher, fighter, cook, hero
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You have to squiggle the @names too!
Wow. Georgian cuisine isn't really what you expect when you think of Eastern European food.
Gonna be some tweet sounds, coming down, from the night grift (i know the commodores are from Alabama but close enough to the
state)
"I'm such a nerd for church books" oh my god, can hardly breathe
It's about time the lies and performative bollocks resulted in such an obvious and hilarious fall right on her face tuned (sorry 'portrait mode') face
It's about time the lies and performative bollocks resulted in such an obvious and hilarious fall right on her face tuned (sorry 'portrait mode') face
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Just goes to show how little we know. I’ll pay more attention to literal food experts in future.
Just because my nitter thing is glitching, I can see the Jamie tweet again so it might not have been deleted.
Skills are not up with SL and MA so I apologise.
It may be there, it may not be. It is here which is the main thing.
Skills are not up with SL and MA so I apologise.
It may be there, it may not be. It is here which is the main thing.
*twanging*
Now, she lived near the orangery
In this little ole bungalow shack
Her real name was Jack Monroe
But I called her Georgia Jack
Now, she lived near the orangery
In this little ole bungalow shack
Her real name was Jack Monroe
But I called her Georgia Jack
Fiddle Dee Dee! Y'all want some authentic grits and vittles from Georgia? How about a darlin' tinned peach cobbler for dessert?
I do declare!
I do declare!
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Cans
Slow Cooking
Sausage
I can see why Jack is a fan. She'd be right at home in Georgia, the country.
It is still up.Just because my nitter thing is glitching, I can see the Jamie tweet again so it might not have been deleted.
Skills are not up with SL and MA so I apologise.
It may be there, it may not be. It is here which is the main thing.
he lives completely rent free in her head huh
The Devil Went Down To Georgia (and all he got me was this lousy cook book)
I love that song, wail it regularly with my sister.The song, "The night the lights went out in Georgia," (famously covered by Reba McEntire) trolled Jack before its time
This evening is shaping up to be a wild one…. I just keep wondering what’s gonna happen next.
Can’t wait to see her try and pretend she listed it on purpose as a funny joke and everyone fell for it
Will we be seeing Jack preparing a Georgia Peach and chick pea curry from now?on
Paris, Texas will blow her tiny mind
I’m just picturing the “lost bobble face” as she reads the pisstake tweets, I surely am!
Oh balls, sorry squigs! Too busy laughing and missed the names in the replies. Have updated the screenshot now
Predicting Jack's responses when she realises her mistake (and that TD mocked her):
TOOT TOOT: "Whoops, my face is red! I've updated my recommendations and will learn to be a bit more careful!"
Lights OFF: "In the spirit of trying to do something NICE, people decided to jump on me, laugh at me and humiliate me. Thanks a lot, you've just flared up my [insert fabricated illness]. Now, please leave me alone."
Lights ON: "Yeah well, at least I have an OH! I'm about to cook OH a Georgian sausage roll, off the matching plates OH and I have. 28p per portion, including OH."
TOOT TOOT: "Whoops, my face is red! I've updated my recommendations and will learn to be a bit more careful!"
Lights OFF: "In the spirit of trying to do something NICE, people decided to jump on me, laugh at me and humiliate me. Thanks a lot, you've just flared up my [insert fabricated illness]. Now, please leave me alone."
Lights ON: "Yeah well, at least I have an OH! I'm about to cook OH a Georgian sausage roll, off the matching plates OH and I have. 28p per portion, including OH."
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