Jack Monroe #292 Poet, philosopher, fighter, cook, hero

[Dogmuck]

Constituent: what is your stance on the Eastern European crisis?
Jack: Hot diggedy dawg, I loves me some grits.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

She'll probably turn on TD and TD will hand her her arse on a plate.

 

[ednaturnblad]

bleeping hell, the Jamie quote! I mean, just how many times is she going to kick him under the bus!

She seems pretty desperate for a celeb feud or something lately?

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

I am honestly ended. Officially
I just can’t stop laughing. I stop them I start again. I need to get a grip. Literal. Food. Expert.

 

[Arsov Cooper]

Ah so we're back to not testing recipes thoroughly (because autism = always perfect first time, of course).

If she's got such a huge repertoire, why does she always churn out that peach curry for every paying gig?

Quickly followed by salmon paste pasta. She's done it all before on TV. Can't she cook anything else? Earlier, we were treated to the suggestion that we should squeeze out the contents of sausages so we could cook with sausage meat. Just buy sausage meat ffs. And all her forensic costing of everything by the gram/by the penny is just obsessive nonsense. By next week/next month/next year prices will have changed, so historically it will be meaningless. Nice to see that she has taken a little time out of her 100 hour week and she is not too tired to paint her nails.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

IQ of 154 but her brain turns to custard when asked to find Georgia on a map.

Name all the states!

Don’t forget Delaware.

You’re only allowed Nevada once.

 

[shouldbutshornt]

So... her cookbooks are "organised by Geographical region"?

No they're not! We KNOW they are organised in order of colour, which makes this library frau shudder

She's tangled up in her lies today. Love it!!!

I didn’t know that she organized her books by colour. NOW, I dislike her. That is the very depths of superficiality. That phrase doesn’t sound right, but you know what I mean.

 

[RaeRae]

She'll probably turn on TD and TD will hand her her arse on a plate.

Can't wait!

 

[kachoochoo]

a couple of QTs. this has been the best chaos in forever! I cannot stop HOOTING

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

'I'm such a nerd for church cookbooks'. Lads, I am ended. I can't get over this. I stop laughing, then start again.

 

[Satisfying Click]

The song, "The night the lights went out in Georgia," (famously covered by Reba McEntire) trolled Jack before its time

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Trifley D to get a lifetime achievement montage, like when Gladys Knight gets to perform a medley at the Grammys.

Gladys Knight you say?

TOOT TOOT!

 

[NomDeGuerre]

If Jack had any public profile whatsoever this gaffe would make the sidebar of shame, but they have no idea who she is so it'll fly under the radar. Which is what makes it even more delicous.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

The song, "The night the lights went out in Georgia," (famously covered by Reba McEntire) trolled Jack before its time

Omg THREAD NOMINATION

 

[DinosaurSenior]

This is truly a Fab Friday. One little lie about what she's "reading" throws doubt on every other thing she's said.

It's just so perfect....!

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

Oh come on now lads! Don't you realise that all Georgias are interchangeable, like herbs?

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Where did Jack lift that list of recommended cookbooks from? I'm sure a clever Frau can triangulate

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Gladys Knight you say?

TOOT TOOT!

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"Southend... proooooved to much for the girl"

SING ALONG IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS

EDIT

Gladys even sings about "pawing your old car" (a Jack origin story!)

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

If Jack had any public profile whatsoever this gaffe would make the sidebar of shame, but they have no idea who she is so it'll fly under the radar. Which is what makes it even more delicous.

Wait until the Americans see it

 

[FlashBoof]

Without doubt my best night on Tattle so far! I love TD soooo much.