Jack Monroe #292 Poet, philosopher, fighter, cook, hero

[Semi_literate_bot]

Honestly, this has cheered me right up. What a

 

[ednaturnblad]

Hang on, I’m I to understand this correctly? Jack filling her freezer up with discounted low welfare meat is actually her doing her part for animal welfare? Literally everything she ever does is for the good of the planet, isn’t it? Such a saint!

Ok but she just upcycled an easter egg box into a storage container, what else do you want?

 

[Satisfying Click]

We have evolved from OH to partner

 

[br2491]

You do not love Gigantes, never ever in the memory of man will a person believe that you, mucky Monroe queen of bean washing, likes Gigantes. Lies

 

[DeviledSmeggs]

I don’t want to derail the thread, but I just wanted to say I wasn’t mocking Jack for being in rehab in my last post. It’s just that she said she was working, but we all know she was in rehab. Something she wrote a whole PDF in Diva about so not a private thing. Just wanted to clear that up in case I offended any of you. Now duck off x

 

[jenny2603]

Jack: Wow! I didn't know Coca- Cola was invented in Georgia! Isn't it terrible the way the Americans have appropriated it- like Jollof rice all over again.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

There used to be an Elvis diner in Tlibisi.

 

[Satisfying Click]

She's just retweeted her incorrect recommendation Jack's going to blow a gasket when she realises her mistake, or worse, if someone points it out to her

 

[colouredlines]

We have evolved from OH to partner

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Ah so we're back to not testing recipes thoroughly (because autism = always perfect first time, of course).

If she's got such a huge repertoire, why does she always churn out that peach curry for every paying gig?

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Sorry, if I may be so bold at this early stage but can I propose a Thread Title : Georgia Church Suppers, just like MamaPapa used to make!

 

[NomDeGuerre]

The idea of Jack rocking up in Tbilisi trying to score a plate of grits and collard greens tickles me immensely.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

We have evolved from OH to partner

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Squigs weren’t biting to OH.

Partner is more ambiguous.

Unfortunately Jack, no one gives a tit. So even if this person is shown with a Tiffany cushion cut, drinking a smoothie bowl in front of Dishoom, we still won’t care.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

It’s true though, those nails won‘t tippex themselves.

 

[Satisfying Click]

I don't know if this squig is playing with Jack, but I'm owl champagning right now

(For reassurance Fraus, I know that Alabama borders with... Georgia)

 

[jenny2603]

All bets are off for the sloppies!

We need a separate category for Trifley D- perhaps devoted to her best Tweet. The other squigs don't stand a chance.

 

[Semi_literate_bot]

It’s true though, those nails won‘t tippex themselves.


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BUT YOU HAVE TIME TO PISS ABOUT ON TWITTER LITERALLY ALL DAY!

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

I'm still bleating with laughter..
Booking my flight to Tbilisi. I've heard the peach cobbler is great.

 

[Five hundred dogs]

I was actually in Georgia (the state) last week, good job I’m not Jack or I’d have changed my sterling into Lari not dollars.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

I'm still bleating with laughter..
Booking my flight to Tbilisi. I've heard the peach cobbler is great.

Stop it I am having an aneurysm here!

 

[NomDeGuerre]

We need a separate category for Trifley D- perhaps devoted to her best Tweet. The other squigs don't stand a chance.

Trifley D to get a lifetime achievement montage, like when Gladys Knight gets to perform a medley at the Grammys.