Jack Monroe #291 What about the price of hummus?
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So the same scraps she's suggesting are for human consumption, she's also recommending feeding your chickens with?
Burger flipper teacher totally missed a trick. She shouldn't have told Jack she'd be flipping burgers when she left school but should have got a dig in about eating them out of bins instead which would have been much funnier because it's nastier and Jack is a foul snake that deserves to be insulted at every opportunity.
Oooooh, I like this squiggle. They're feisty.
Bet she's regretting opening the comments now.
She’s too visible IMO.
OK own up, which one of you is behind this #toptip?
She’s lying again
Omg hold the front page, IT'S A TIP JACK HASN'T ALREADY TRIED
Just stop now, Jack, ffs. head.
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Maybe the landlady would see the flash from the phone camera?
She simply will not allow SB to have his own expressions of personality. Aside from her permanent infantilisation of him we've seen her appropriate ALL of the things that were/are his as her own.
It is really unhealthy and super creepy.
She however can wait til she's alone and a 2am make the almost normal food and take all the snacks and fruit to scoff like the hungry caterpillar.
I am done!
It is really unhealthy and super creepy.
She however can wait til she's alone and a 2am make the almost normal food and take all the snacks and fruit to scoff like the hungry caterpillar.
I am done!
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Omg those clothes must be ready to walk themselves out the door down to the laundrette
I do have ivy in my garden and am raging I did not think of this splendid prank. I am sorry for letting everyone down and will try to be better in future.
I’ve just googled it. It’s an actual thing! And Jack didn’t know it. This could be a first for Little Mx Know It All
You can't give kitchen scraps to chickens unless they've come from a vegan kitchen. It is the law.
🔺️ but my daughter has pet chickens and I got my wrist slapped when I gave them peelings once.
Apparently you can by them their own fruit and veg but it can't be taken through the house. Normally it's something people would turn a blind eye to but there is a huge crisis with avian flu at the moment and the rules have been ramped up. They've got to be kept in a covered run (not just wire) and apparently there are random checks being done . People are getting pulled up on silly things.
If Jack gets done by the chicken police I will actually have an aneurysm from laughing.
Animal rights Jack is here
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Why does she need to go through and stock take so forensically then? Surely use it, cross it off the list. *sigh*
I’m ready to volunteer as tribute and ask about OH peeps. Just seeing those two letters is making me want to claw my eyes out and replace them with eggs.
Obvs I won’t blow my cover and ask about granola but I might also ask about something else that has been bothering me.
Like why is she such a bleeping fuckwit?
Obvs I won’t blow my cover and ask about granola but I might also ask about something else that has been bothering me.
Like why is she such a bleeping fuckwit?
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