If you have any tragic stories I could co-opt, I'll wing one right over, just remind me publicly on twitter numerous times. Is it OK if I have a piss and a sandwich now? I'm having bad mentals and it's all your faultCan’t wait! If I give you my details, including email, mobile number, bank account no. and sort code, my first school and my mother’s maiden name, could you hit me up with a copy as soon as they’re available (‘winging me one’ would also be acceptable)? Thankyou!
Fuck me ...
Spaghetti Alla Cat shit
Literally... it's on their nail
That's got to be somebody taking the piss, surely?
I can't stand the way she reduces the whole problem of the cost of living to just evil Tories. Nothing else. It's that simple.
Lenny someone needs to stop that celeb thread you’re getting these bits from - there’s only one thing that’d fit in an exhaust and I don’t wanna see itGoing rogue and off topic to provide a public health warning - in the spirit of Pringles and growlers
DO NOT GOOGLE MR TUMBLE CAR EXHAUST
Ahem….yes, a cold. That’s it, a heavy cold.It's mentioned in this classic article:
Jack Monroe: 'Twitter became like any addiction – this is terrible! I want more!’
As she turns 30, the activist and writer discusses social media, vegan pub food and her on-off love for Labourwww.theguardian.com
I had to stop reading it, I am TRAUMATISEDLenny someone needs to stop that celeb thread you’re getting these bits from - there’s only one thing that’d fit in an exhaust and I don’t wanna see it
So on the last thread, actually think it was the one before Poca (and others) raised that Jack probably used one of her other phones to pose as her dad for that Star Trek chat. She’s doing the same with OH isn’t she? She’s talking to herself!
OMG haven't heard this since my school daysFor thread 300, I'm going to make my dad's favourite; yellow belly custard, green snot pie, all mixed up with a dead dogs eye,
slap it on a butty, nice and thick,
and drink it down with a cold cup of sick. It can't be worse, can it?
Labour have always been quite sympathetic towards the IRA. Blair was the same. Also that last bit… LOL. Jack, you have never been a firefighter. Stop it.It's mentioned in this classic article:
Jack Monroe: 'Twitter became like any addiction – this is terrible! I want more!’
As she turns 30, the activist and writer discusses social media, vegan pub food and her on-off love for Labourwww.theguardian.com
I have no idea what you are both talking about.Lenny someone needs to stop that celeb thread you’re getting these bits from - there’s only one thing that’d fit in an exhaust and I don’t wanna see it
https://giphy.com/3ohhwfaxzZfwrb4796Going rogue and off topic to provide a public health warning - in the spirit of Pringles and growlers
DO NOT GOOGLE MR TUMBLE CAR EXHAUST
Should it not be... dirty fingernail trimmings, earwax and crud from unruly labia?Jack is pairing kidney beans, black beans and coconut.
Laughing react because if you don't laugh you'll cry. What a load of shite.Leaving this here without comment.
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