TurnedUpInTipp
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'Hide the toaster in the cupboard..'Ah, that traditional Northern Irish Protestant tradition for Easter Sunday. Get up, wrap the mini eggs in tinfoilhide the toaster in the cupboardand rip into a Catholic.
Full of the joys of celebration, so she is.
It won't be in her preferred big book(most likely a children's one), but if we're bandying around Scripture, how about
'Beware then of useless grumbling,
and keep your tongue from slander;
because no secret word is without result,[a]
and a lying mouth destroys the soul. ' ?
That's done me!
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
Toaster on the side here!