Jack Monroe #288 Only a psychopath separates a bunch of bananas for a photograph.

[Captainmouse]

The fingerprints are a conscious design choice. It's how you know it was made with love by a sweaty spite-filled gremlin with whacking great mitts

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[Captainmouse]

This feels like a really odd thing for a father to text his openly gay daughter? Tbh even a weird thing for a dad to tweet a heterosexual daughter, “wants to marry you”? Yikes.

Especially as he is 91!

 

[Onestorytoomany]

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If she ate the sweets of the top and scooped the sides to the top and covered the damaged sides with breakaways( there not KitKat's, you can tell by the design on the back) I think we have a contender.

 

[Captainmouse]

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#spoonwatch @Silver Linings

So smol bowl then

 

[SarcasticEllis]

This is how the goddess does Easter cakes.

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“it’s a lot of frosting, but makes a lot of cupcakes”

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Extremely disappointed in Dr Joshua who calls out ALL the health bullshitters…liking this freakin nonsense…. just goes to show eh?

If he goes, no one is safe.

 

[Ninch55]

Bad news everyone, I think poor Harold crashed his big car on the way to the outlaws. I hope the horrid cake was ok.

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How difficult is it to negotiate a Tonka Truck?

 

[ChactFecker]

Honestly I can't wait until she fucks with the wrong person and is kicked plummeting back down to earth, she is such a delusional cocky twat.

And also MegaLOL at the jumper photo.
"How man clicks licks does it take till you get to the original center pic of it "

 

[RaeRae]

Mmm..
It looks like the high tide line near a sewage outlet.

Maybe that's where her trip out was when she photographed that tree. Collecting the slop to serve today. Well it's money saving

 

[Marj24]

The fact that it looks like actual wet soil that when cut would cause a family of woodlice to come skittering out is very off-putting. If you thought the cake was bad, wait until you see that she followed up the palatable cake tweet with one about getting ganache out of her crevices. Fuck's sake. Imagine Mom or THAT MAN saying here's a lovely cake btw I've got ganache in my crack.

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At least (I hope) she is not planning to cook the Easter Bunny for lunch tomorrow (I'm serious, she has form, Google Bunny Bucco)

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Smol pixie big tory pinball wizard.

 

[Captainmouse]

Perhaps Jack could use that as the title /pic for the upcoming book, bad food for bad times.

Charlatans guide to food

 

[trueblue222]

Isn’t Tin Can’t Cook the WORST of the books as well!? I am always flabbergasted when I see these squigs getting all excited about her recipes. What is it they are seeing!?

I would think so yes. I would think the good food for bad days would be a close second

 

[Hollaaa]

Is this a cowpat or a molehill with a fondant garnish?

It's a lovely bucket of horse manure for the outlaws' roses.

 

[Aquamarina]

I’ve only just noticed that we have Easter bunny hats, so cute! Jack is still being Jack on Easter Sunday I see.

 

[gimlet]

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Please reconsider immediately.

 

[MotorcycleEmptiness]

Also are they all sparrows. That's would not feed Six in my family!

I thought the same! I was trying to envisage what meals that would make. We are only a house of three and that would be gone in 2 days! And would probably still have room for more

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

Question.

Is this (who has one pair of shoes) grandad the same one (who is dead) who was outed by Edwina and had multiple properties?

I think she means he only had one pair on now

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

I’m doing an Easter egg hunt today… with a 3 year old and she’ll love it. My 7 year old niece would rather just have the bag of eggs. A 12 year old boy and his friend?! Just throw a bag of mini eggs their way while they hang out, you massive performative wally. Love is knowing your child’s real age and parenting accordingly.

This - those lads will be desperate for food after that slop they had to pretend to like last night.

 

[Edie Po]

The only relationship gobshites in is with her bottom drawer or mirror.
Nobody could stand her for more than 10 mins before doing a runner.