Jack Monroe #288 Only a psychopath separates a bunch of bananas for a photograph.

[Wooh]

Jack Monroe #282 Cumin: 2p, onions: 8p, fingernail dirt: priceless

Ok, I’m back. Two of the cans have ring pulls (fancy) and the sugar is brown not white (but I was raised in the Caribbean and brown sugar is what we use. Jack can fight me on that one.) Righty-ho, let’s crack on!

tattle.life

I've copied my post from last thread, and I'm feeling a little amused. I've now seen Jackfans (I am an #antifan [and why hasn't antifan taken off?!]) googling OH, finding its meaning, and *still* not ask who, say how exciting etc. It's good. Confirms fans are stupid

 

[Captainmouse]

The alleged bean gratin pre-gravel looks like something Sideboard Cat horked up. My grandparents who are now both DEAD had a rank pond in their garden that looked identical to the gratin avec gravel. Perhaps we're judging too harshly though. We know Harold's teeth are starting to give him grief and maybe SB's BFF has just had his jaw wired shut due to a sporting injury?

maybe SB's BFF has just had his jaw wired shut due to a sporting injury? If he’s lucky

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

I bet he gleefully runs his tummy and asks for seconds

Yes the greedy little goblin.

 

[Vanelope]

Also no shade as the bulk of my nose is in the dorsum (just googled to find out that word) but wtaf is going on with hers? Has she photoshopped her head smaller so the nose looks mammoth in comparison?

I thought her nose was getting wider. Is that a thing? I have a big squashy nose - I don’t have to look at it as I don’t selfie - but hers has gone from button tiny in some photoshopped pics to getting wider and wider.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Too tired to figure this out but wasn’t it less self isolating more he was literally dead?? He wasn’t watching tiger king was he, he was a corpse? Surely? Idk we’ve got professionals here to help us

I don’t even know if my post was commenting on the right thing.

What is she going on about now?

I feel like she is bouncing around like a pinball.

 

[Ostapbender]

Religious Jack is the spookiest Jack, I think

can confirm with this, creepy! https://www.reform-magazine.co.uk/2018/10/interview-i-was-hungry/

Happy Easter and Chag Pesach Sameach to all who celebrate

 

[Ninch55]

big dave says omg

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Said the sock.

 

[Walkdengirl]

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Or buy a pack of foil wrapped one from Lidl.

Mini eggs are tiny so it won't take long to wrap them, I hope she had more than that for them to find

 

[TillyMiffin]

Question.

Is this (who has one pair of shoes) grandad the same one (who is dead) who was outed by Edwina and had multiple properties?

He’s DEAD!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

She is actually out of order with that tweet. She wouldn’t dream of posting something at a high profile Muslim or Jew Tory or person she disagrees with on literally the biggest day of their religious calendar. It’s just incredibly crass as usual from her. Whether you agree with JRM or not need to remember judge not, lest ye be judged (Matthew 7:1)

Totally agree.

On a less serious note, maybe she wants to shag JRM?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Apparently on 144000 of us are only going to be saved anyway, I doubt me, rees- moggs or her will make the cut...! So I don't why she's so bothered about him being a bad one and making an easter message. Sorry rev this what some Jehovah's witnesses told me. I studied with them for over a year, I never went to their church or took it further than home study. I am a non practicing Christian protestant in my faith from northern Ireland but I was curious about other religions.

 

[MotorcycleEmptiness]

I am just catching up on the last thread and this one. What a rollercoaster

 

[Boyo]

What was the point of making a vegan sponge (if she did) and decorating it with ordinary chocolate?! Might as well just make a normal cake!

Or in Jack’s case, not bother at all. (Please. )

 

[Fenella]

Genuinely not sure if the pork is meant to be cooked yet or not, I mean surely not right?

 

[Pavlova]

First one to scream if anyone does it to her. And just for the record, she needs to keep Emily out of this. I remember her as a kid, so where a squig copies her in, Jack had better keep her out..

I like Emily, I bet she's seen her notification and had a wtf.gif moment...

 

[Charitas]

I'm due a grunk, but her likes are nauseating in a myriad of ways - adulation, people doing her 'recipes', etc. Inspirational quotes. Can't find a source for this but perhaps they're just just quoting the film.

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Weird anyway

the quote in his biography that stuck with me was that he would be a Christian if the sermon on the mount was the whole of Christianity. The sermon on the mount as a guide to how to live is hard to argue with

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

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So is Papa Hadj OK with pimping his daughter to a rich old man (much as I like the Shatmeister) and is he saying she is bi/pan etc?

 

[Wooh]

Poossible reasons:

The friend's family don't celebrate Easter
The friend is actually one of SB's siblings
The friend doesn't exist
SB isn't actually there

Or, to reference above crack re crack, DB's older sibling's friend is a crackhead?

JOKING JACK, DON'T FEEL ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED OR SIMULTANEOUSLY BE IN YOUR HAPPY PLACE

 

[ChactFecker]

Maybe while they are hunting the estate grounds for crack foil wraps they will find Mini Cooper.

 

[MsGilmore]

The ‘nest’ looks like dung! It looks wet!