Jack Monroe #288 Only a psychopath separates a bunch of bananas for a photograph.

[Ninch55]

fuxache george

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Literal bollocks.

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

Was any of the cake stuff on the performance shop? Guess not

Or was it on the stock take ?

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Aw @FunnyFuneral ‘s going to be gutted at this, she loves Captain Kirk.

What a weird Easter from Jack.

Did think he was hilarious in Boston Legal. Denny Crane...

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

This is how the goddess does Easter cakes.

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I bet they taste like heaven

 

[MotorcycleEmptiness]

On a grunk from last Sunday but on hols so sporadically checking in. I went to a charity shop today and found these. I was extremely tempted but I have many spooooons so I didn’t.

Also I hope this tag works. @MotorcycleEmptiness good to have another fellow Manics fan in the cabal.

Hey!! Your tag worked I love to meet a fellow Manics fan. I feel like we are thin on the ground nowadays

 

[Onestorytoomany]

She really is, Squig.

Why is she replying to my message. You don't read here?!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

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Is this a cowpat or a molehill with a fondant garnish?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

She means after he was dead on good Friday until he rose on easter Sunday which if you think about it isn’t actually 72 hours is it?

Well according to things I have read the speculate last supper was on a wed and he got betrayed just after that and put on trial and died Friday, then rose Sunday so in all that time he was not alone for 72 hours. I like potential facts!

 

[trueblue222]

I thought her nose was getting wider. Is that a thing? I have a big squashy nose - I don’t have to look at it as I don’t selfie - but hers has gone from button tiny in some photoshopped pics to getting wider and wider.

I read something recently that said everyones nose looks bigger in selfies because the camera is so close to your face.

I don’t have a big nose but when I take a selfie it looks bigger than it actually is

 

[matchakitkat]

Why has not one commented on her Twitter that this should not have taken “literal hours”. It’s so basic.

If it does, it’s cos Jack over eggs the sodding pudding (but doesn’t eat sugar )

 

[Wooh]

Sorry, I know I keep nominating them, but I see that Jack Monroe is doing her
attention seeking thang again. Tiresome surely must be the next thread title.

The only issue with this is that that is Jack's entire life, so "again" is superfluous!

 

[Captainmouse]

We've started with a weekend chaos of Jack accusing everyone of dog-piling and bullying, she then stormed off to the kitchen and appears to have made an alleged sandwich. We also had weekday chaoses.

Reposted here for posterity. Happy full moon everyone!

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You could not pay me to eat that no words

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Her nose does look weirdly out of proportion. I don't like commenting on things she can't help but it looks to big for her face in that photo. Always looks ok otherwise. I know some fraus dislike the sniffing but I can ignore that.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

98 vegan with chicken wings on her plate I can't breathe..I've just snorted wine out of my nose

They're chicken wings!? They look like matching turdz

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

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What.the.fuck.is.that?

 

[Captainmouse]

every time I see or read about someone with bpd I'm like thank fuck my therapist caught onto it before I could get worse. admittedly it's a relatively mild case; I had no major issues with interpersonal effectiveness (as i would basically shut down and leave asap instead of losing my shit) but distress tolerance and emotion regulation. . . oof. it's tough

You cat is terrified of your hat

 

[trueblue222]

On a grunk from last Sunday but on hols so sporadically checking in. I went to a charity shop today and found these. I was extremely tempted but I have many spooooons so I didn’t.

Also I hope this tag works. @MotorcycleEmptiness good to have another fellow Manics fan in the cabal.

The maniacs and the killers are the only two bands I haven’t seen that I want to.

I’m not a huge manics fan but I like them.

if you tolerate this etc

I love muse though. And they are phenomenal live

 

[Captainmouse]

At least her tasteless slop is already unseasoned baby food.

With a high chance of food poisoning

 

[trueblue222]

The proof is in the pudding if the new love was really a new love you'd think she would be happier in a nicer mood. Nope she a bigger dick than ever.

. She’s insufferable

 

[Sausage Surprise !]

Don’t wanna triangulate myself either but if that was the Cardiff gig then I was there too! Catatonia and Stereophonics supporting if memory serves? Two future Jack watchers in the same room!

Now don’t @ me but I think that cake looks ok, mind I am obsessed with cake so will be forgiving of almost any messy pile as long as it involves sponge, buttercream and chocolate

But you just know that all the outlaws had to spend at least 20 minutes slavishly admiring the cake and praising Jack’s genius before being allowed to try, lol.
Sounds like she did meet her OH in the rooms. Not advisable so soon after going in but if they help her become stable and happy and importantly…finally satisfied with her lot…then that’s a good thing I guess?

I just hope OH has some decent time under their belt. Two newcomers each with less than a year under their belt is usually a disaster although I have seen it work very occasionally if both put their sobriety first rather than each other?

However…This may also mean that Jack’s acid outburst wasn’t chemically influenced but simple a reflection of her ordinary sober personality. Which is terrifying.

I dont remember much about it tbh- downed a load of Amaretto beforehand. ( in my defence we did all think the world was going to end at midnight ) . I did have the wherewithal to position myself in front of Nicky though so I could screech I love you !