Jack Monroe #288 Only a psychopath separates a bunch of bananas for a photograph.

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bowiethesdmn

Actually crying dear god I'd kill to see this and am glad I'm the only fucker actually in the building at work currently so no one can ask what I'm owl-champagning at
 
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CrackingOwlSanctuary

StatusWoe said:
Yeah, that's exactly it. I'd feel sorry for her if she wasn't so obnoxious.

P.S. Did your posh twat colleagues do a lot of yomping on their gap yahs? I've literally never heard anyone say it IRL.
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It's probably Military Jack peeking out, the only time I have heard yomping is in sentences like 'the royal marines had to yomp 40 miles over night during the Falklands war,' I'm about as posh as Kwik Save though.
 
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bladiesla

Jack responding to JRM this way (like so manny on Twitter right now) is the same mechanism of blue ticks retweeting Jack when she's trending. A quick train to hop on and off when suited.

I also think they are both hypocritical assholes, so they deserve each other in this interaction.
 
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Veronicaaa

There won't be any interaction, though. JRM will completely ignore her, meanwhile she's there jumping up and down in his notifications absolutely dying for an argument. Still, at least all her idiotic squigs will be like JACK'S A HERO, TELLING TRUTH TO POWER. It's all nonsense.
 
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jenny2603

Cookiecookie said:
And how on earth do you square your shit with God, Jack? I'm not religious, but I have a conscious and morals. She doesn't appear to have either
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I imagine Jack honestly believes that Jesus would think she's amazing and believe all her bullshit about her 100 hours a week saving the poors when in fact he'd have some harsh words for her, right before he starting flipping sideboards all over the Shitty Bungalow.
 
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moldwarp

FrumpyCat said:
Wasn't there something about paying taxes in that bit of the bible.

Has Jack Monroe paid their taxes?
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lol yes render unto Caesar the things that are Caesars. Render unto God the things that are God’s.

there’s also quite a good bit about taking the plank out of your own eye before looking at the splinter in the eye of your brother. Jack might wanna have a look at that.

Jack used to be a Sunday school teacher didn’t she. A Protestant sect I think. I wanna say Methodist or baptist or maybe even evangelical? Evangelical Christianity can be extremely dangerous in the hands of someone like Jack who thinks they’re always right and have divine dispensation to preach to others.

even though it’s not my Easter yet, I find her determination to use someone’s sincerely held religion to score a point, to be tasteless in the extreme. And slightly offensive.
 
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MotorcycleEmptiness

100% this is what actually happened! The bloody theatrics of an Asda shop!
 
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bladiesla

Mocking JRM's Easter Tweet is quickly becoming a new tradition it seems. It has happened for the last few years as far as I can remember. I am not sure where I stand on it. I don't think his religion is mocked but his horrible stances as a politician that can be hardly squared with christian values of solidarity and caring for the vulnerable. He's harldy the good samaritan of the house of parliamants. Then again, there aren't enough hours in the day to keep calling out (Tory) hypocrisies on Twitter, so I also don't think it's a great use of time/effort while online.

I mean, so many people are fucked over by this government, while Tory MPs keep telling us how great the emporer looks in his clothes and that getting upset about partygate is 'fluff'. For people who clearly see he is prancing around naked and there are no clothes, I can understand that an Easter tweet about Jesus (who according to that faith stood up for the poor and vulnerable, not the bankers or policiticians who want to protect their wealth through all kind of loopholes and give mates lucrative PPE contracts) rubbs the wrong way.

All to say that the annual trending of JRM on Easter because of his Easter Tweet is not so much mocking Christians or a religion, but an expression of the frustration with and awful government with awful politicians.
 
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moldwarp

StatusWoe said:
Yeah, that's exactly it. I'd feel sorry for her if she wasn't so obnoxious.

P.S. Did your posh twat colleagues do a lot of yomping on their gap yahs? I've literally never heard anyone say it IRL.
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Lol no I’m too old for gap yah conversations, the context was posh fat men talking about yomping around their acres of land in Surrey. Bleurgh.
 
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