Jack Monroe #280 Poverty pimp

[StringyMango]

@Peachy9
"Goaty Abyss" has me

 

[Boyo]

Probably a world's first: a haiku about utterly honking goat stew.

Boy peers into pan
Forks a chunk of rancid goat
Declared best ever

 

[MancBee]

Jack hasn't commented about baking a cake. Must be a relief for OH, it would be for me.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Smeghead]

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Lego you didn’t buy him and goat stew

Haddaway remix
What is love?
Lego and goat stew
Lego and goat stew
No more

needs a bit of work

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I'm confused. Is this lunch (very late) or dinner (very early)?
I know she said SB used to go to bed at a ridiculous 7pm but isn't 4.30 ish an odd time for any meal?

Come on it's obvious it's an early bird special!

Also who the feck is Dot and Ethel, has she given herself and her new love machine nicknames?!

Also who the feck is Dot and Ethel, has she given herself and her new love machine nicknames?!

Also who the feck is Dot and Ethel, has she given herself and her new love machine nicknames?!

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Her shopping for stuff she thinks will generate interaction on the hellsite is getting out of hand what with all the extra Patreon spends.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Also who the feck is Dot and Ethel, has she given herself and her new love machine nicknames?!

EastEnders characters. June Brown, who played Dot, died today.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

We've not had a good howl 'n' claw for ages. I really miss those- they were such a good laugh. Coops has been neglecting his distraction duties a bit lately but as far as we know is still around.

He's been busy writing his memoirs

 

[Onestorytoomany]

EastEnders characters. June Brown, who played Dot, died today.

Gosh I didn't know. Bless her. To be honest I did think she had died a few years ago.

 

[Smeghead]

He's been busy writing his memoirs
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Just went through final edit

 

[Ostapbender]

Lego you didn’t buy him and goat stew

Haddaway remix
What is love?
Lego and goat stew
Lego and goat stew
No more

needs a bit of work

why you blue?
goat stew

I'm a lurker but had to chip in

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Independent living my arse! You left home, sugarplum, We all do it.

Such a song and dance about every bloody thing! You stewed up some dead carcass...in a big pan...well done. I'm thinking about opening a pot of fresh soup but I might wet myself with the excitement.

Still managing to forget Super Savers.

 

[jordishaw]

We've not had a good howl 'n' claw for ages. I really miss those- they were such a good laugh. Coops has been neglecting his distraction duties a bit lately but as far as we know is still around.

There was the time recently when Coops was deployed and got fat shamed, plus awkward squigs asked about the kitten, thus the hell site does not deserve his floofiness any more.

 

[Ninch55]

Squig: "Wow Jack, I didn't know you were seeing someone. That's great, what are they like?"
Jack: "You should be aware that I am fiercely protective of my loved ones and would never discuss them on this hellsite. Oh and before any white wing gutter press start we have three lawyers on speed dial so watch your step."

Hands up who thinks the OH doesn’t even exist?

 

[FrumpyCat]

Lucky small boy. He has yet another *parent*.

Or grand parent

 

[HotesTilaire]

Probably an expensive takeaway. I’ve not seen any pictures of this amazing Greek dish, so it’s probably all lies. Maybe the OH is Greek-Cypriot and she’s trying to impress him? Could it be Theo Paphitis? Or Stavros Flatley? I’m moving away from Ian Rush now

Ok this person OH is not Greek, no way, never ραν αγία mother of god!

 

[Powershower]

Gosh I didn't know. Bless her. To be honest I did think she had died a few years ago.

Me and my colleagues sometimes play “people who aren’t dead but you wouldn’t be suprised if someone told you they were”
And June brown used to come up a fair bit. Not that I’d wish her ill!
(You should 100% read her obit though)

 

[Smeghead]

Hands up who thinks the OH doesn’t even exist?

If he’s not real we have hit peak:

 

[Captainmouse]

Independent living my arse! You left home, sugarplum, We all do it.

Such a song and dance about every bloody thing! You stewed up some dead carcass...in a big pan...well done. I'm thinking about opening a pot of fresh soup but I might wet myself with the excitement.

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Still managing to forget Super Savers.

Maybe she was encouraged to leave