Jack Monroe #280 Poverty pimp

[Dogmuck]

Who said that’s exactly what she was hoping would happen?

Marts caught up on tattle or JM texted him a screenie

 

[LavaFlake]

Don't want to derail but I love half a tablespoon of mincemeat stirred into plain porridge (half water, half milk). Kinda like a mince pie porridge. Well nice

Ok but this actually sounds lush

On topic - Jack's a twat.

 

[RaeRae]

Just like she's all for people spending money on cotswold sideboards, stupidly expensive songs and tiffany jewellery.

Spoons spoons I mean spoons

 

[Cariad]

I'm watching Masterchef heats and someone is cooking Jollof rice as their signature dish it's not Jack

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Oh darling much as he was utterly handsome, dear heart Captain Kirk could only ever talk really (historical rapping). Cringing but still a proper bit of alright back in the olden days x

My thoughts exactly, especially re Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds. It was the Shakespearean style delivery that ended me. Also Spock sang too. He did a hobbit song and the video is hilarious. Still better than any of Jack's music videos though.
On the subject of names. I have an easy Scottish surname but my first name is Swedish and it has an omljud/umlaut accent above one of the letters which really throws people in terms of pronunciation. I used to get called ikea furniture at school. But it doesn't bother me. Most people are quite respectful and Scots are really good at getting their tongues around Norse languages.

 

[Smeghead]

She has Admin now. Do you think Caroline is back?

Admin was 2020 - although the content is exactly the same

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

She has Admin now. Do you think Caroline is back?

Those tweets are from October 2020.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

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Not her favourite Groucho club?

 

[Thank(space)you]

I estimate we're less than 5 minutes from her deploying whichever heart emoji is her current fave

It is this one, as it is black dear heart

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

If you looked at her Twitter now, what would you think her MO was?

Look at Meeeee!

(same as it ever was gif)

 

[Shawads]

So is treacle!



I thought that too when reading up on the staff. Isn't one an actor too? They let Jack write articles for them after she'd been in rehab for mere months. I wonder if they felt her sleb status would be a draw to potential new clients.

I can't remember the article or writer's names but it felt to me like they'd stuck jack's name on someone else's article. I'm sure they'd left the original writers name on it too.
Might be wrong, it's a while ago but it struck me as trying and failing to deceive

 

[Captainmouse]

She's prob trying to reference the Tesco Express by Westminster too. Pretty much the most expensive Tesco in the land.

It is so smol it doesn’t sell newspapers

 

[Pantomimehorse]

The first one - Sophie/Pretzel.
Jack took herself off to Edinburgh for a few days to wallow get over her grief.

Oh I know I was just being a dick , the second one disappeared :-(

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

I thought she posted one of the coins a few weeks back. Not sure what timeframe it was

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[binkbonk]

I love porridge but only made with water (genuine lactose intolerance not grifting for milk for cos play poverty). Add an apple or banana no sugar or honey added (simples). Porridge must not be messed around with. Peanut butter my a***.

try oat milk, it makes it creamier than just water (if that appeals to you). when i drank dairy milk i made my porridge with water as too much milk made me feel ill (), now that ive switched to oat milk i use it instead.
can't believe im gonna agree with jack but peanut butter is really nice in porridge!

 

[Shawads]

Why does she open the emails offering her free booze, but the other fiftymillionthousand stay unopened?

She's too TIRED to open all the other eleventybillion ones.

 

[Captainmouse]

OH is super generous right? When was the first breadcrumbing of OH? Did their appearance coincide with shit merch grift? I mean since they’ve been around they’ve been slinging the dollar left right and centre. Never had an OH that’s been that generous that quickly. Lucky Jack and her special talents

Was patreon increase time?

 

[Boyo]

Lucky small boy. He has yet another *parent*.

But this one is likely imaginary/a debit card/a fist full of notes

 

[Smeghead]

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Polished!!