Jack Monroe #280 Poverty pimp

[Nottonightbabe]

try oat milk, it makes it creamier than just water (if that appeals to you). when i drank dairy milk i made my porridge with water as too much milk made me feel ill (), now that ive switched to oat milk i use it instead.
can't believe im gonna agree with jack but peanut butter is really nice in porridge!

I sometimes make peanut butter and banana porridge for my little ones, no cooking bacon though.

 

[Ouchyfingers]

More likely Jack stormed out, banging the door behind her. No doubt with the evergreen "I hate you" and "I'll show you" ringing in her parents' ears.

She LEFT

 

[Remymia]

New to this thread so this might have been previously discussed but how does jack state they are non binary but still go by she/her, I thought nb meant you didn’t fit into either. Also, she’s states that jack is her new name but does deadnaming apply either tho she hasn’t transitioned? (Sorry if it sounds ignorant, I don’t know much about nb/trans)

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Silly squigs, let Silver get some sleep!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[HotesTilaire]

I like to imagine JackBot as a distant relation of our beloved SlopBot

Spoiler: SlopBot in Jack cosplay

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sacrilege! How dare you deface the image of the One True Bot? Also he has a well rounded personality, he could never really Jack

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Lived independently.
Apart from the couple of times you lived with very wealthy partners Jack!

Don’t forget about the Paetron scrounging

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Her hands are all crinkled like when you get out of the bath or like over 90, crikey! Just looked at my own as I am a bit older and mine are not like that not even a teeny bit

 

[Bugger13]

found bags of poo all over the place.

God so funny. Wonder if it was the kombucha or actual poo?

 

[Veronicaaa]

What, dare I ask, is the PB that she puts in the microwave?

Peanut butter x

 

[humpty.]

She makes SB sound like a wee weirdo. 12yr old boys desperate to try haslet, desperate to see a photo of their mum as a child in a Liverpool shirt, Googling his own mum from the next room, floral lego sets for his birthday (fine but not my bag) which he then presents to his mum one at a time?

each to their own, but at 12 I was already having visions of being a wild child like Amanda De Cadanet, I had tickets to see a rock band (older sister took me) and got my first pair of DM’s. I had a poster of Slash on my bedroom wall - I struggle at times with this tiny little naïve, wide eyed boy, presenting his mum with Lego roses

Power Of The Dog vibes, look how that rose making kiddo turned out.

 

[TillyMiffin]

She sang Common People with Jarvis Cocker at The Ivy...

Is that what she claimed?

 

[Shawads]

And a big pension.

His/her grown up kids aren't to happy about it.

His/ her/ their middle aged children and grandchildren

 

[Shawads]

i could see her treating them as a performance

All her performance shares have not improved her TV performances

 

[FunnyFuneral]

OH OH OH it's tragic

You know, never believe it's not sooooh. Pilot

 

[FunnyFuneral]

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I thought it was the Ivy, I'm sure she did something political. In the Ivy . I think Jude Law may have been there forensic frau squad

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Crivvens, go suck a lemon Jack (or eggs since you love them so much).

 

[Pavlova]

I hate porridge at the best of times but Jack’s porridge makes me feel really nauseous.
It’s the school holidays, let him have coco pops FFS

Babe same - my stomach is turning over.

 

[appleskin]

All that freebie Hellmans and Del Monte. She probably got a fair few Linda links before that collab went tits up.

Though they were in exchange for shows via Instagram live. Bet they still have regrets

 

[Monochrome Muse]

☆ hope this hits the right spot☆
#jackshacks fuckyou xx
~just off to smoke some mackerel on next door's Qashqai ~