Jack Monroe #280 Poverty pimp

[Captainmouse]

Me and my colleagues sometimes play “people who aren’t dead but you wouldn’t be suprised if someone told you they were”
And June brown used to come up a fair bit. Not that I’d wish her ill!
(You should 100% read her obit though)

Spoiler: Another for the game

I was surprised to discover joe brown has yet to depart

 

[Charitas]

No Jarvis was present. It was just our plucky smol pixie. She only duets with Billy Mate.

I sincerely hope Jarvis could spot a wrong 'un.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

World cup you say?
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Completed it mate…

 

[humpty.]

time to get the conversation starter pack out, Jack. Engage with your son and step away from your phone.
Jack could never get a coin for abstaining from the internet.

I sometimes wonder if she has him overnight, she doesn’t seem to take him anywhere, do you think it’s a daytime only thing due to possible relapse and inappropriate food?

 

[Captainmouse]

Give us a sign Prue!!!!

there is a museum of disgusting food
and and now we are talking

 

[Captainmouse]

Independent living my arse! You left home, sugarplum, We all do it.

Such a song and dance about every bloody thing! You stewed up some dead carcass...in a big pan...well done. I'm thinking about opening a pot of fresh soup but I might wet myself with the excitement.

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Still managing to forget Super Savers.

Maybe she was encouraged to leave

 

[Ninch55]

Beautiful!

 

[MooBelle]

14th October 2020
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She has Admin now. Do you think Caroline is back?

 

[Captainmouse]

I'm watching Masterchef heats and someone is cooking Jollof rice as their signature dish it's not Jack

Prue is talking soggy bottoms

 

[binkbonk]

I truly detest the term "the boy". It is so cold, dismissive and dehumanising.

If she has to use her child in her SM (she doesn't, but hey ho), why not say "my son"? More warmth, better describes their relationship and actually means something rather that an objectified "boy" who could be anyone's child.

It is one less letter too, so she would have one more to use in her 280 limit.

now imagining jack as kratos in god of war. EAT THE SLOP, BOY

 

[Shawads]

Bring on Granny Jack, I say!

She has already got the wardrobe and jewellery, wonder if they'll call her Royalty Nan or Grandma Bucket (pronounced 'Bouquet')

 

[L3moning]

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Instagram does this already, so its definitely possible.

 

[Charitas]

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Everton would have been in the champions league in the 80's if English fans hadn't been banned. Hmm wonder if a red would remember why

 

[Pavlova]

Please God, let a pile on from furious American crypto/NFT Twitter ensue.

And trends on Reddit

 

[Thank(space)you]

What's a laminate list?

 

[Powershower]

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But.. where’s the joke?

 

['EllsBells]

try oat milk, it makes it creamier than just water (if that appeals to you). when i drank dairy milk i made my porridge with water as too much milk made me feel ill (), now that ive switched to oat milk i use it instead.
can't believe im gonna agree with jack but peanut butter is really nice in porridge!

I have oat milk and almond milk on cereal and love it. I can't stomach it in porridge. Vanilla soya yoghurt and bananas even Mr 'EllsBells will occasionally partake of a bowl of that.

 

[Fruitjack]

Guess ill be getting rid of my flowers then....and my bonsai tree that was fine to build

Same babe, same.

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

1. Iqbal
2. Evil Landlady
3. The burger flipper teacher she sent the book to

I missed the Iqbal thing …. What happened if you don’t mind me asking ? Sorry these threads move so fast ! And I’m on them a lot

 

[Captainmouse]

What, dare I ask, is the PB that she puts in the microwave?

Peanut butter, though I have no clue why she over complicates everything