Makes me a little sad for Jack if she doesn't get to see him at all, esp as she has such a good relationship with his dad, you'd think they could do something together
Jack Monroe #277 It's safest to assume that all Jack's tweets are lies unless proven otherwise.
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Hope it's going in the freezer to be defrosted in a few years when she's short on content again.... Maybe she'll cook it in more tinned juices? WFK
According to Trainline the journey time from Croydon to Southend is about 1h 40mins. Imagine sharing a carriage that backpack for nearly two hours 
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.In my childhood pigs trotters were boiled and left to cool in their own gelatine-like juices. They were extremely cheap which is why we had them. The dog loved them as well and got the bones.Am I a snob? I thought they sold pig trotters for dogs only?
Jack is threatening to never leave my local area (🔺️!) Send guard doggos!
duck off about your OH. We all feel nothing but pity for the poor fucker, toot toot!!
Bored on a train Jack is the wooooorst.
oh no she’s mentioned ‘norn iron’ again on tweeters!
At this point she may as well write "OH's" full name on Twitter because she quite clearly wants someone to ask about it, but the squigs aren't playing ball as even they realise some things should be private. The funny thing is despite the constant breadcrumbing, if someone asked she would be shouting into the black hole about privacy.
I bet the OH doesn't exist. Or is the mythical can of pineapple that magically cooks fish.
I bet the OH doesn't exist. Or is the mythical can of pineapple that magically cooks fish.
How old was SB when Jack dragged him to an abattoir (if that did indeed happen) to show him the horrors of meat that she gave up for a few weeks (until the vegan book was released) - around 7-8?
Now she comes home with legs of lamb sticking out of a backpack and tomorrow she'll probably be saying her disability is so bad she needs a stick to walk with.
Now she comes home with legs of lamb sticking out of a backpack and tomorrow she'll probably be saying her disability is so bad she needs a stick to walk with.
Mochi are Japanese, Chinese Bakery Jack
Fraus...I cannot find the tweet where jack promises updates on the other charities she will be making donations to... I thought it was under the tweet when she confirmed the donation to TT had been sent, but I can't find it. This feels a bit 
OH said this morning…EVERYONE Jack got laid!
I wish she'd make her mind up. One minute she's going off on one because THAT MAN had the temerity to use a commonly available ingredient like capers, the next she's droning on about dried lily bulbs.
Poor goat. Poor any animal that ends up in Monroes pot. What a way to end up, as slop.
wrong wrong wrong - her accent is if mary widdicombe had a love child with alan partridge when he tries to talk to builders
Oh dw I know sorry the joke just didn’t work otherwise, I hope he’s not bankrupted by my chunky Megan Barton-Hanson looking thumbs
Also fuuuuuck public transport from Southend to CROYDON? She may as well get another aparthotel for the night, lay down with her trotters
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