Jack Monroe #273 She’s like David Brent’s crap sister

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Had anybody else been waiting all day for a “Rishi, mate” tweet?
I’m crawling and scratching with disappointment.
 
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LOOK, LOOK I'VE DONE SOME WORK. IGNORE THE HATERZ.
 
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Sorry to I terject but can we have Slop for Brains as a thread title? Sorry I forgot who posted it but it's perfect! I'd also like to see TT confirm the donation and I agree Jack must have borrowed the money. That spreadsheet is bs.


Back to grunking.
 
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Has to fill the 20 hour work day somehow!
 
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Actually donating the money she promised to donate is not the gotcha she thinks it is. "Ner ner ner, you mendacious trolls thought I was never gonna do it!" No , you wonky-haired slop merchant. You hid replies and ignored reasonable questions and went way beyond the promised deadline.

She's really blending my weetabix, lads. Back to the grunk.
 
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“She didn’t even watch the budget - she went out for an apple”

Thread title nomination.
 
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The way jack has been going on about how bad journalists are today and the way she’s trying to show just how good a journalist she is, by way of shouting into the ether about politicians and this transcribing nonsense, makes me think the big interview she had could have been for a newspaper as a columnist (the People or Express again) maybe with a political edge or money saving type thing. Or maybe taking over from Martin Lewis’s Tv slot or something similar. Feels like she’s trying to leave the food slop behind a bit…
 
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Any good journalist uses shorthand. At least 100 words a minute or more. And they also have a qualification. S'down Jacksie, not you ('taps shorthand notepad).
a squig referred to shorthand as'cheating'. I suppose he'd think medical abbreviations are also 'cheating'. It's possible to learn shorthand without the ncj course. Jack's too lazy though.
 
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The staff Christmas do should be interesting. "So, Jack you reckon we're all useless?"
 
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The staff Christmas do should be interesting. "So, Jack you reckon we're all useless?"
Jack’s take: They all clapped as I walked in, the editor introduced me as a legend and said I was single-handedly changing the face of journalism
 
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a squig referred to shorthand as'cheating'. I suppose he'd think medical abbreviations are also 'cheating'. It's possible to learn shorthand without the ncj course. Jack's too lazy though.
Don't laugh but there is - or was - a separate course and book for medical shorthand!
 
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Jack’s take: They all clapped as I walked in, the editor introduced me as a legend and said I was single-handedly changing the face of journalism
"A few of them spat in my glass before it was passed to me but that is a crazy old Fleet St ritual- if you know, you know. The restaurant critic is hysterical, he calls me Pigswill and we have such a laugh."
 
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