Also if she is so tired then, go for a nap. It will still be here when you wake up and perhaps someone with an actual game plan will get a look in.
Jack Monroe #273 She’s like David Brent’s crap sister
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This, from one of the most self-interested people on the planet
She’s unbearable, after yesterday you’d think she’d lay low , oh wait….
Is it just me or does this tortured analogy make no sense at all?
And as if she turned down numerous opportunities to appear on the meedja today because swearing. She wasn't asked by anyone
I'm still waiting impatiently for the promised photos of Jack with Tories to appear.
I once made the mistake of trying a smiling chit chat at JFK, the Homeland guy looked at me like I’d sworn at him, thought I was gonna be whisked away
Ever since I’m straight faced, answer questions politely and outta there, they just ask where you going, purpose of visit, how long you staying etc, not the stuff Jack implies. You don’t do little chit chats with those people, as I nearly learnt to my cost Quoting myself as I went to edit and managed delete the messageHow lucky to make a career out of one visit to a food bank.
Apologies to anyone who was kind enough to like. Yes, I am an idiot. No, I am not Jacksie 
Has she just learnt that the spring statement is today?
I would just have expected an anti poverty campaigner to be already on it, that’s all.
I would just have expected an anti poverty campaigner to be already on it, that’s all.
She hasn't actually mention any real solutions though as she, it's all weird analogies about combs and broken back. I mean wtf, rather than use further scare tactics against the people who apparently" don't care" say look Rish mate, perhaps xyz needs to be looked into to sort this tit out.
A small treat from Jack's 2017 twitter. Here, she informs us that she was too poor to learn an instrument in school and preempts mysterious trolls who are fit to be tied at the thought of our smol pixie listening to Classic FM.
Odds on her going through every single line and comparing it to every year over the past 12 years? I reckon it might well be a round up like most newspapers and journalists already do every year
Please repeat this on page 45 "I'm just going to finish slopgibboning around my house like the spectre of my lost potential.".
Clear-cut case of 'careful what you wish for' from me, there. Not that it will ever happen.
She's always so damn tired. Maybe she needs an iron supplement?
Christ JFK immigration is grim. grim, grim. I ended up worrying that the purpose of my visit was indeed to commit a crime against the United States and her government and I had forgotten. I once asked one of them where they'd recommend I eat and they barked back: "So you've made no plans of your own then?"I once made the mistake of trying a smiling chit chat at JFK, the Homeland guy looked at me like I’d sworn at him, thought I was gonna be whisked away
Classical music elitists listen to radio 3, I know a few and they wouldn’t be caught dead listening to classic FM.
Kind of ironic...
You most definitely were NOT that kid, Mx driven to ballet lessons in a navy landrover.
Hold on to your hats lads, I think she might be preparing another viral Twitter thread. All she wants to do is hold this goddamn government to account. She angry as hell
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