Jack Monroe #271 David Cameron does far more charity work than Jack Monroe

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So in one day she’s tweeting about her ‘MIL’ who she goes on holiday with, but she’s somehow also a single parent 🧐
 
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Anyone else get the 'she's about to bust into a rendition of: baby Shark, do do do dododo' vibe?
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She’s fine to be honest; I’m the only Scottish Frau in our directorate - I don’t think she meant it to sound like she was being sly. When I say Carl it sounds like Carol. Pearl sounds like peril etc etc.
Ah ok I’m Scottish too . Someone I worked with years ago used to ask the Scots to say Carl and film and then laugh and it got my back up . I thought your boss was doing the same .
 
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Oooh. She's wearing her nice new (Me? I'm poor I am) £150 shoes. Not on tippy-toes, though we can't see her feet while she's at the lectern, so maybe she is. 12 minutes max then for her important wordery. What's she doing there anyway? She knows the square root of f*ck all about her specialist subject, but I'm guessing that none of the other people there do either, so they're all just blowing smoke up each other's arses.
 
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She really makes my tit itch and I don't know why. That Tweet didn't happen but of course when a woman is talking absolute bullshit and DHOTYA calls them out it's because they hate women despite them calling out blokes too.
 
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Headlining 😂 Like it's Glastonbury 😂

Oh love. How to tell people you're just in it to promote yourself without telling them......
 
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She really makes my tit itch and I don't know why. That Tweet didn't happen but of course when a woman is talking absolute bullshit and DHOTYA calls them out it's because they hate women despite them calling out blokes too.

tit ITCH

*insert spit take gif here*
 
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Anyone else get the 'she's about to bust into a rendition of: baby Shark, do do do dododo' vibe? View attachment 1141571
When I was a young Jack
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, "Jack, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"
He said, "Will you defeat them?
Your demons, and all the non-believers
The plans that they have made?"
"Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom
To lead you in the summer
To join the black parade"
 
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Jack you’ve been out so you probably didn’t see the news, there was quite a lot of detail about Sir David Ames final moments, read the bleeping room nobody wants you “hur hur gave the scary policeman my name and he said I’m great and let me in” BS
 
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