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Jack Monroe #271 David Cameron does far more charity work than Jack Monroe
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Jack would like some attention on the internet.
Probably would have been a better idea to go to a meeting tonight than spout bullshit in parliament and then spend the evening getting snarky on twitter.
So she’s just set the monkeys loose? She is VILE!
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Pesci? No way, deffo 90% Veganish though.
Pressing sideboards to build muscle followed by a few weeks of Red wine and rinsed spaghetti hoops to shred for the role.
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Jack didn't need a pass, she just showed her tattoos.
Is it too early for a thread title nomination?!
This makes it so obvious she has never had a real job.
say she worked in a restaurant. Some people you know come in and decide to walk out without paying…. Do you
A. Just let them leave and I’m sure they will pay next tome
B. Shout after them to remind them to pay.
Now the restaurant is just a few burgers. The House of Parliament has our leaders in there and the cops have such a lax security? During a potnetial worldwide crisis?
Sure Jan!
say she worked in a restaurant. Some people you know come in and decide to walk out without paying…. Do you
A. Just let them leave and I’m sure they will pay next tome
B. Shout after them to remind them to pay.
Now the restaurant is just a few burgers. The House of Parliament has our leaders in there and the cops have such a lax security? During a potnetial worldwide crisis?
Sure Jan!
She’s trawling his replies! (As was I).
Now would be a good moment to remind her about the missing £10k! Come on Squiggles
Waste of time squiggling this as she's getting a massive pile on going.
Thread title nomination!
Jack love, I know you're not writing much else these days, but you could at least let the rest of us try...
ETA: oops, @hydeist beat me to it!
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nope, jack never reads here. never ever ever ever
usage of (checks notes)
budget bean blogger
homer gifs
nope, jack never reads here. never ever ever ever
She can't lie? 
Doing it badly doesn't mean you're not doing it, Jack
Doing it badly doesn't mean you're not doing it, Jack
'I literally can't lie' ahahahahahaha you bleeping twonk, we thought you were lying about a mundane book discovery earlier because you lie about literally EVERYTHING. Please get to absolute duck.
Yours sincerely,
Someone who actually cannot lie but still attempts to on a rare occasion to avoid offending someone, just in case it's the one time I get away with it.
Yours sincerely,
Someone who actually cannot lie but still attempts to on a rare occasion to avoid offending someone, just in case it's the one time I get away with it.
Did she just do a tweety deletey? Something like ‘you know i’m not an MP, right?’
Charming
She really is quite nasty.
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