Jack Monroe #269 The secret ingredient is … SPITE

[BeautifulTrauma]

THE TEETHING NECKLACE IS MAKING A RETURN. STAND BY FOLKS.

She is one unlucky twat, first dislocating her knee and now toothache. I hope a squig suggests going to the dentist, as that’s who fix problems with teeth.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Last year:

 

[Powershower]

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I know I said 2 slices of bread with a cheque for £10000 on here yesterday but it wasn’t me I swear. An hour ago I was buying a meal deal anyway

 

[Dogmuck]

If she’s had 6 teeth out and she’s still got an over crowded mouth…

…how many fkng teeth has she got?


Is it teeth counting time again lads?

 

[Silver Linings]

Nicely done, Jack.

 

[Emmapism]

She will retweet herself until her fingers bleed but a charity? Deleted

 

[NP]

What do I do with frozen chip shop chips? I’ve been waiting since the first Letdown Larder for an answer!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I miss Flash123 with the taxman avatar.
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So hard to keep up with this chain of chaos, does this mean another set of accounts are due by the end of this month? And another confirmation statement? So this’ll be the third year on the trot she’s not done it?

HMRC are a fucking joke for allowing a company director to take furlough cash and behave like this, she’s taking u for dickheads

 

[HarryPotHead]

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Tried everything except seeing a dentist

 

[Silver Linings]

Duplicated, soz Marm.

Can’t believe she’s using her little baby self to sadfish!

 

[Feck]

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Made the pies. Ate the pies. Wrote the theme tune.

 

[Smeghead]

If she has spent the last 10 years working to alleviate poverty well I must admit she's not done a very good job has she?

Maybe she means alleviate her own poverty?

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

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Fuck off.

Is it the worst? Ever heard of a cluster headache Jack? Google them. They have another name which I am not going to repeat here for obvious reasons. They and the medication to control them means my life is not the one I thought it was going to be.

Go to a dentist and shut up.

 

[Silver Linings]

Well nobody will miss that it’s her birthday! Scared the life out of me.

Happy Birthday, Jack!

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Grunking but if Jack was a leftie then why did she not support Jezza? Why did she spoil her ballot? Why she she try to meddle with Scottish Independence? Why did she fake support for BLM? Why did she want to send weapons and soldiers to the Ukraine?She is a cunty with strong right/white wing leanings.


Ps who remembers her pathetic unsent DM to Jezza signed comrade?

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

I’m genuinely bemused by the lack of shame. There’s the constant rattle rattle and now a none too subtle hint for someone to pick up her dentistry bill. Isn’t it vulgar and degrading or am I just old fashioned? We know she’s getting a tidy remittance every month and the opportunities still keep coming and the dream job is just round the corner. Remember those family members who were going to act guarantor on a loan earlier in the evening? Ask them to help with your teefs. Don’t prod Brenda Bonehead and the clan of simpletons on Twitter...icky

Have any squigs asked about the Big Job yet? Sometimes she must think they’re too stupid even for her hogwash.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

I've heard sandwiches called that by my dad's generation (he's 57) and older. Not recently though, so maybe someone has told them.

OT - sorry mods. Just wanted to say that I had absolutely no idea this word was a racial slur - not sure how on earth that one passed me by - just read up on the history of it. You really do learn something new every day in this thread so cheers to all Fraus who pointed it out!

 

[Silver Linings]

ETA - Already deleted.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

One year ago today:

 

[jenny2603]

Another year older, another inch shorter.

Many happy returns Thumbelina