Jack Monroe #269 The secret ingredient is … SPITE

[Orphan_Black]

Make your mind up, you hag.

@FlirtyThirty I hope you did an Ernest Hemmingway, smug face picture when you wrote your book!

 

[Raydog]

You just know that they have no rhythm and can’t dance don’t you ( thought arrived via theresa may awkward dance walk )

 

[HotesTilaire]

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Womp There it is.

FTFY Silv. Thanks for the screenies

 

[Hollaaa]

I feel like ailments should be separate from Jaccidental injuries tbh

It's hard to keep track of which is which, I don't know how she does it.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Sarnie all the way, also anyone who calls them 'sammiches' can get to absolute fuck and not come back. No offence to any Fraus who may do this but I have faith in you all

Is sangers acceptable

I wanted to reply to the previous thread,but too slow

has jack monroe paid trussell trust?
has bootstrap cook filed her taxes?
has bootstrap cook paid trussel trust?
Has jack Monroe filed her taxes?

Spoiler: Confession 2

I have never had a crisp sandwich

Go and make one. No regrets.

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Jack’s flying monkeys were pretty horrible to him.

By her actions she’s a champion of the bystander effect. Never tells any of the flying monkeys to back off. Suddenly just AWOL.

She normally likes to fry chicken then oven bake it to make it crispy around the edges I’d imagine she’ll do that then blend it. Et voila, Chicken Smoothie

Chicken smoothie! That's it, I need a lie down...

 

[Charitas]

As a child (of the 1970s) I was given a story book called Little Black S*mb*. Cringing thinking about it. It involved a small child and a tiger running round and round a tree from what I recall.

me too, from a library in Harringay ! I think the animals trick the boy into giving them all his clothes I know my Mum stopped reading it to me and my friend because we felt sorry for him and cried. Interestingly not because it dawned on her it that she maybe shouldn't read it to my friend whose Dad was from Ghana.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Reused pasta water jeans?

Jack will be in the bungalow next year unless LL ends the rental agreement. She’s not going willingly.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

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Uh oh, she has her Cliff Richard Devil Woman hands out.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

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There it is.

Forever home money?! No?!

A few grand won't change it Hun.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’ve gone through a few and only one Squigs asked! TT are bumming her off! Christ she’s a c%#^!!!! Imagine opening up comments just so ppl can wish you a Happy Birthday. Such a needy little tosser!

Yoda Squig rules!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[bowiethesdmn]

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Only two?

 

[Pixieboots]

Thanks hun.

Forget about that. Was too angry about her change in bio/knee incident/general lack of truth telling.

I knew you wouldn't want it to go unsaid, Tunnelz xx

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

So she’s opened up comments on her Twitter?

 

[Orphan_Black]

I feel so evil but… very little difference to usual tbh

They weirdly match up!

 

[Powershower]

Happy birthday Jack! Enjoy your balloons.

You get a hat, we get a hat, hats all round!

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Jack the hat!

 

[Walkdengirl]

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God is there nothing she doesn't know

 

[Orphan_Black]

Maybe they'll work out their costings like Jack? Can't afford coffee shop prices so base it on homemade.

1 teaspoon of instant coffee (could be dirt, who knows?)-2p
Splash of hot tap water-1p
No milk or sugar because it's too pricey
Cup rental-5p per hour

You're welcome Jack

She has a fancy coffee machine too!

 

[gimlet]

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Jack can't bring themself to "Yes, and..." anyone, they just shut down conversation like a cranky toddler. What's wrong with replying, "Yes, isn't it delicious? Which pie is your favourite?"