Jack Monroe #269 The secret ingredient is … SPITE

[Pavlova]

Spending some actual money and going to see a dentist?

No, didn’t think so.

Whenever she's on about her teeth I think of this...

 

[Captainmouse]

Of course they are poppet. You are such an ecowarrior. Though how you find the time between the 100 hour working week, continual tweeting, poverty activism and general arsebadgery heaven only knows

#thread title general arsebadgery

 

[StringyMango]

Duplicated, soz Marm.

Can’t believe she’s using her little baby self to sadfish!

Didn't she post that photo on her birthday last year?
I'm sure she did!

 

[Pavlova]

The ads are on top form tonight...edit to add, I'd pay good money to see her wearing it, pink case and all

 

[colouredlines]

Looks like Jack's finally sold the rights to her life story to that Wolf of Wall Street producer who was offering her millions for it.

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This appeared on my Netflix recommendations this morning, and I thought I'd been triangulated!

 

[StringyMango]

Jack isn’t cool enough to be a witch anyway.

Much too self obsessed and lazy to set intents and WORK toward them

 

[Vanelope]

Sorry to go heavy this early in the morning, but Jack being peak Jack over the last couple of days regarding teeth and sandwiches and knowing everything about them awakened memories of philosophy boredom from years ago.

There is a branch called platonic epistemology where Plato suggested that all knowledge was innate and learning allowed that knowledge to be recalled. Kind of a simple explanation, but this so reminds me of our Jackie. She does know EVERYTHING. She was born knowing EVERYTHING and if a squig pokes her, that innate knowledge she stores so perfectly, comes to the surface in a form of a snarky, know-it-all tweet.

Does Plato suggest how to reset your personality for a new, nice one with all that innate knowledge?

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

Vlad's trying to get the Landlady to become a Frau, I see

 

[ThunderClapForCapers]

My question: I just want to know what in the Sally Army clothes bank pavement overspill was going on here please?
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Am I in a fugue state, or is bespectacled Jack some kind of shape-shifting time traveller?

 

[Thank(space)you]

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(disabled has been back in her bio for a week or so btw)

90% vegan

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Lazarus]

View attachment 11273201) bread
2)ham
3)cheese
4)salad cream
5) cucumber

6) Crisps or maize snacks
7) butter/lard

 

[Walkdengirl]

Even if you don't have any of the short term discomfort but are allergic to something you can still be doing yourself long-term harm.

Spoiler: Grim eye content

everyone in my household is low-level allergic to cats so when our old ones died we decided not to replace them because I read online that you can end up with the surface of your eyes becoming pitted and it's a big nope from me on that thankyouverymuch

I've had various allergies since I was tiny and before it became a thing. Don't worry I've been under the GP for years.

I can't avoid everything that gives me a reaction otherwise I would never leave the house, I just have to be careful

 

[Onestorytoomany]

What happened at the job interview! Stop fobbing us of with tooth talk you idiot

Computer job says no!

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I think dash is in the happy hunting ground.

 

[Lazarus]

Perhaps she's had some j1g as a birthday present.

Grunking but assuming she has, it won’t appear on the flat lay of gifts later as she’ll have greedy goblinned it all up

 

[Orphan_Black]

I’m sorry for the confusion, fraus. She was 5ft 1” then she was 5ft 3”. Can only assume she had a growth spurt.View attachment 1127708

Is that the H&M coat? She likes that for her important business. Wish she'd look after her things though.

 

[EddieBeds]

This mofo all up in Jack's niche;

Most teeth in a mouth

The Guinness World Records Official site with ultimate record-breaking facts & achievements. Do you want to set a world record? Are you Officially Amazing?

www.guinnessworldrecords.com

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I clicked the link….

Spoiler: Vlad teeth ads

Also now getting this ad, thanks Jack.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Absolutely.

It's amazing how somebody with such allegedly severe and debilitating arthritis has absolutely no medications (we've seen photos of her modern art installation in the style of Damien Hirst) related to the condition, particularly when the treatment protocols changed many years ago due to the increased risks from uncontrolled inflammation on multiple systems - in short, the NHS want to treat because it is a) in the interests of patient and family and b) because it's a damn sight cheaper treating and getting it under control/monitored at the beginning, rather than coming in twenty years on where the treatment can be less successful and is invariably far, far more expensive. It would make sense of a sort if she had declined medication due to specific beliefs, but she clearly doesn't have a problem with taking anything else, as per tweets, photos, articles she wrote/approved claiming she was off her tits on prescription drugs last year, etc, etc.





However, the alleged respiratory condition that she blamed the landlady for - that'll be the cat allergy, then, won't it? And the dust/cat hair in the rug made from the pelts of missing Morris Men and all the other clutter she collects.

has she said which arthritis it is she is suffering from? Only she talks of ‘flares’ which to me suggests rheumatoid, which makes more sense at her age, and how she suffers in her hands. Yet there is not one sign of any swelling or stiffness in said hands in any picture I’ve seen. Dirt yes, arthritis no. My aunt has just started getting it due to stress and in her joints it’s clearly visible even at this early stage. They want to put her on a low dose chemo to protect her joints, but that swelling won’t ever go away now.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Minutes from the committee:

https://committees.parliament.uk/oralevidence/9871/pdf/