Orphan_Black
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Well then! Byeeeee lololololalso anyone who calls them 'sammiches' can get to absolute fuck and not come back
(Can I come back by admitting I used it to take the piss more, ouchy teef baby speak, innit?)
Well then! Byeeeee lololololalso anyone who calls them 'sammiches' can get to absolute fuck and not come back
...and if you want to make my birthday extra special please donate to the Trussell Trust and these other charities.Will she celebrate her birthday by making the £10k donation that is owed to the Trussell Trust? Look at me, ouchy mouth, all alone, but making this big selfless gesture?
Why thank space youFixed that for you.
I got as far as leg of lamb and champagne.I got that far then thought - nah can’t read anymore of her garbage because in my head I’m hearing her nasal drones. I’ll wait for those tolerant good hearted fraus to pull it to pieces.
How bad must her respiratory problems (which were never mentioned prior to the recent Evil Landlady breadcrumbing) be if she can't take codeine? Is she going to start performatively dragging an oxygen canister around with her on her yomps to That London?
You forget one vital thing - she cannot be arsed to do anything that involves effort. Especially on her birthday!It’s just insane isn’t it, like Twitter being a resource you can just tap into for free cash? The idea of strangers just randomly sending me money is
Idk why she doesn’t use this free unearned cash to become the Pablo Escobar of crypto, like she has sooo much free time write some DCA scripts across the top 100/200 and buy the forever home with a gr8 deposit?? Grifting is truly wasted on the grifters!
Iconic?
Short course religious Ed, I did it too.How do you even get half a GCSE.
…..Do you sincerely believe you are an honest person?
She’s SHRUNK, ok?!Has Jack shrunk? I am sure she used to be 5 foot 1.7
Well we know how she likes to make her meals hours/days before they are due to be consumed.Mmmmm, cold bacon and possibly luke warm pancakes.