Jack Monroe #268 May I ask where you work?

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Veronicaaa

Well done, Jack, for making twitter the most banal platform on all of social media for two days running. You should be so proud, it's not like there's anything else going on in the world which might be more worthy of discussion.
 
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jenny2603

JACK FOR GODS SAKE PLEASE DO SOME INTERVIEW/AUDITION PREP. WE NEED YOU TO GET THIS TELLY GIG.
 
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jenny2603

MancBee said:
Jack's applied for a job as a manager of a sandwich shop. She will use all the squigg's ideas as suggestions for new ranges.
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Fortunately this strategy means she will not got the job and the public will be safe from the risk of pineapple, corned beef and Marmite blended sandwich spread on white bread that has been sat on.
 
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Penelope_Ghent

HotesTilaire said:
I am praying, I tell ya, PRAYING with my russell’s Joined together that it’s Special Advisor please let her be a SpAd it will last all of a month, they get fired ta will and it will draw all the attention of the press
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Jack isn’t tough enough to be a SpAd. They are on a different level. So I too am hoping for this.
 
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Jelly Bean

She probably genuinely believes all this sandwich nonsense counts as work. Especially if it is going towards her next daft book. She'll be sooo tired and poorly soon . Concerned relatives and friends will have to intervene.
Also, popular amiable twitter Jack couldn't possibly have failed to hand over charity money could she? The campaign for hearts and minds carries on.
 
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Nottonightbabe

Maybe it isn't TV... Didn't she once say that she had a dream of having her own little, taverna style restaurant..? Pop up slop!
 
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PortiaControl

https://giphy.com/Zja3ZqokBBM0dTAa1N
(Sorry but any excuse for a Dwight GIF and I'm there)
 
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Silver Linings



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Jack Monroe #269 The secret ingredient is … SPITE

Title by @Veronicaaa Nominated by @DisgruntledGoat Please remember no thread titles until the tail end of the thread (after 750 posts/page 35ish) and to add ‘thread title’ or ‘thread title nomination’. No swearing in them please. Wiki is the pink button for newbies. Good luck with your job...
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