Is Blackening Banana the same as Cooking Bacon ?
Is Blackening Banana the same as Cooking Bacon ?This one ended me.
my Scottish sisters/fraus will appreciate this one. Tattie scones with banana, and another declaration from SB. View attachment 1124840
that looks like someone vomited on a lawn and then you scraped it up onto a buttyWhen I was searching for the trifle in a lamp yesterday I seen this and honestly it knocked me sick. So in case she needs a reminder:
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Ahhhhhh! Great point!I am a simple Frau mine is Nutella.
Also I am concerned if she howled like a banshee in the middle of the night wouldn't that have terrified her kid.
Hope he was ok when he realised his mum wasn't murdered!
Poor kid!
Very gauche quoting myself but I bet if she ever lets him leave for uni then she'll pack him off with her own slop manuals instead of the usual '100 easy recipes for students' stuff. Also she'll turn up at halls and expect everyone to know who she isSB's completely genuine declarations kill me. That's something I'd eat when stoned and regret the next morning. My best friend did once make me what I still consider the most amazing sandwich ever when I lived with her post-break up for a while and I'm wondering now if I offended her by not immediately declaring I'd never leave.
Why 9? Sb is 119 year old me would only ever eat plain cheese sandwiches. Now, what's the story with the charity t-shirt money?
It won't be Chartwells after all the hoo-ha, because Allegra has got it! I wondered if it was a bit of revenge...Oh fuxk that’s just made me think…she’s got some school meal gig of a life time
@Hollaaa (can’t do bit quotes now) but this “ I will say of my experience it has never been right since and I should have been taken to A&E, even if it was in the last century when 'walking it off' was regarded as cutting edge technology” reminded me of my Narc mum (who seems more like Jack every day) telling my big brother his leg was just badly bruised and he should go out and play. Some days later he walked himself to the childrens hospital in Manc (Boothhall) which was about 3 miles from our house, where they had to operate on his gangrenous leg, they said it was a couple of days shy of being whipped off, where he remained for 3 months. Said it was the best 3 months of his childhood, had his own bed, fed 3 meals a day, didn’t get battered daily and the nurses were lush, I was jealous!
She’s been watching this hasn’t she??
....consequently Scotland is at war with Southend.This one ended me.
my Scottish sisters/fraus will appreciate this one. Tattie scones with banana, and another declaration from SB. View attachment 1124840
I know it is all performative for JM but suggesting putting yellow sticker salad into a batch of sandwich filler that she claims lasts a few days, for a child... Bacteria sarnie anyone? On the bright side SB must have developed a strong immune system over the years, the amount of germs he is likely to have been exposed toWhen I was searching for the trifle in a lamp yesterday I seen this and honestly it knocked me sick. So in case she needs a reminder:
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firstly, the sandwiches would have most likely fallen apart in a child’s bag if that’s how loosely they were wrapped;
Secondly, imagine feeding that cooking bacon to your only child?
and finally, my favourite sandwich would be a £5,000 pound note sandwiched between two lightly buttered £2,500 notes.
To the wanker who said roast beef with English mustard and horseradish - what 9 year old wants that?!
I am sickened on behalf of the nationThis one ended me.
my Scottish sisters/fraus will appreciate this one. Tattie scones with banana, and another declaration from SB. View attachment 1124840
Presumably it's a Warburton's potato cake, I'm quite partial to them. But it's in no way a scotch pancake or an actual potato scone. Nor does that dish look remotely edible nevermind appetisingI am sickened on behalf of the nationand not just because of the ‘potato cakes’ reference. Though on that, if she was trying to cosplay as Scottish during this period she FAILED at the first hurdle. It’s a Tattie scone Jack and you have ruined it x
Tucked up safely in bed at his Dad's house?Ahhhhhh! Great point!
Where was SB?!
I will admit I was not forensic in my potato analysis. I only glanced at the dish as I felt it triggering my Tattie related CPTSD xPresumably it's a Warburton's potato cake, I'm quite partial to them. But it's in no way a scotch pancake or an actual potato scone. Nor does that dish look remotely edible nevermind appetising
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